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Old 02-06-2013, 10:42 AM   #81
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Today I learned that lots of Pit Monkeys live in the boonies.

Here's Glasgow



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Gaelic name = Glaschu Scots name =Glesga
''The Second City Of The Empire''as it was known in Victorian times.The largest city in Scotland ,Shipbuilding giant Located on the Banks of The River Clyde home to about a million people,also the second most populous in the UK.Home to some of the Finest Georgian architecture in Britain.Glasgow has also got more Parks than any other City(Dear Green Place]Founded in the 6th century by St Mungo Who is the Cities Patron Saint.Football plays an important part in Glasgow ,Hampden Park Ibroxand Celtic Park being the three Largest Stadiums in Scotland.Hampden Park used to be the Largest Football Stadium in the World untill the 1950's


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Hey, at least its not Edinburgh!

"The un-official capital of Scotland"
Edinburgh = Skaffy "K" heads - on a mission to get mullered!

Glasgow = Good Clean Fun"



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A city of extremes. In one day you can view the original Salvador Dhali Christ painting, spend the afternoon wandering the chic boutiques and vintage shops of the west end and then get chased by neds "doon the gallowgate" and consume more saturated fat in one meal than you ever thought possible.


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Glaswegians have a fantastic sense of humour though and are overall extremely friendly and enjoy a bit of banter.
Tourist "I got stabbed by a ned in Glasgow but he gave me directions to the hospital and change for the 38 bus"


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Paris after a nuclear Holocaust.
I have to write something in this box soooo.... "Glasgow"



And Hamburg

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City State; A diverse mixture of cultures in the North of Germany with more millionaires per capita than any other city in Germany. It is a unique wonderland with a reputation for shit weather and constant wind. The police in Hamburg have leather jackets, making them tougher and uber cool. The biggest cemetery in Europe is in Hamburg, with it's own dedicated bus service.

Famous and well known for many things, including: Sankt Pauli, the Beatles, and Gina Wild; Some German rap stars have originated and reside within Hamburg. A media centre. Many homeless people live in Hamburg.


And Cornwall


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A small town of about 50'000 people, along the St. Lawrence river on the border of the USA. Consisting of pregnant teenagers, dead-beat pot head dads to go along with them, and wanna be bloods/crips. The adults are usually retired elderly or hillbillies using the welfare system.

In the summer time people gather around areas such as Lock 19 & The Docks where you can get infections from all the shit Domtar dumped in the St. Lawrence River before they shut down. You'll often see girls "scrapping" (AKA fist-fighting) wearing a worn out sweater from the mall, trashy makeup and jean shorts. If you walk down the street you'll usually see a group of hoodlums on their porch and their girlfriends dressed in a bathing suit top and shorts, smoking pot while listening to Gucci Mane or some other rap artist extremely loud.

Area Code: 613

Population: 50'000+

Nicknames: C-wall, Cornhole.
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Old 02-06-2013, 10:42 AM   #82
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A greeting where a man's genitals are grabbed and shaken by another man, regardless of consent. The term was coined in the song "Gothenburg Handshake" by The Pains of Being Pure At Heart.
"He shook way more than my hand...he pulled a Gothenburg Handshake on me and now my balls feel awkward and molested..."


wtf, i have never heard about this and I've lived here for 23 years.
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Old 02-06-2013, 11:19 AM   #83
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One time, when I was stoned,I figured out that if you type "sweet" with your fingers set one key to the right, you type "derry." fs,m. yjrdr nrsyd str derry.


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Old 02-06-2013, 12:25 PM   #84
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A city name so common that is appeared in both "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and its sequel, Shock Treatment, as a generic every-town USA.

The most famous Denton is Denton, Texas, (pop. approx. 120,000), located about 30 miles NW of Dallas along I-35. Denton is home to renowned industry, great food, an infamous 1960s/1970s hippie population, Texas Woman's University, and most famously, the University of North Texas. Great bands have emerged from Denton's music scene (itself an offshoot of the UNT music school, one of the best in the nation), such as the Toadies, Baboon, Tripping Daisy, Polyphonic Spree, the Eagles, and Norah Jones.


Pretty accurate and I like.

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To screw something up; British slang for penis.

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when someone is to committed to going on a night out even when nobody wants to

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To make a huge mistake in public, often repeatedly.

Also: noun, a penis.

Reference to Nick Denton of Gawker, who repeatedly declared he'd discovered the identity of Fake Steve Jobs, but kept guessing the wrong people.


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Old 02-06-2013, 12:29 PM   #85
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I've only been to Scarborough once. I was born in Oakville, like I'm going to go to Scarborough. I won't go lower than Hamilton on the shit scale.

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Old 02-06-2013, 12:30 PM   #86
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Not DRO-HEAD-DAH. Nor DROG-HEAD-DUH. The word is pronounced Draw-dah (according to my religion teacher) from the syntax of the many locals of the area. A town in the wee county of Louth, in the humble province of Leinster, where you can find all sorts of funny characters and possibly the worst Irish accent ever. Home of St. Lawrence's gate, the Bridge of Peace, the Head (yes, the frickin' head) of St. Oliver Plunkett and of course, the strongest football team of the Eircom League in Ireland, Drogheda United. It also hosts one of the gayest lamest disco establishments ever, the Star and Crescent, where you can hook-up or bait, one of its many lipstick-wearing, underage-drinking, 16-year-old hoes. Also the dwelling place of many culchies and skangers.


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It is a place in Co.Louth Ireland where drug gangs are moving too cause Dublin is full now. They like to shoot each other across the road and go kick the shit out of each other on West street on a friday and saturday night. If you live here which i do . . . You will know what i mean.
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Old 02-06-2013, 12:30 PM   #87
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The coolest campustown in Indiana. Also the city of random sirens and loud trains at midnight.

Brad: Dude, it's 3 am. Did you hear that train?
Rodrigo: Relax, dude, we're in Bloomington.


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EDIT: If you also wanna see a rare view of what lushacrous was up to before UG, check the 3rd entry down http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=carmel
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Old 02-06-2013, 12:34 PM   #88
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My ones for my home town are all shit. Here is a selection of my Uni Town of Leicester:

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leicester home to a good rugby team and an under acheiving football team. unlike other cities in the midlands (nottingham and birmingham) it is safe to walk through it with out body armour. once home to the legendary Martin O'Neil and Englebert Humperdinck lives nearby.
Leicester is the best city in the midlands.


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A city in the East Midlands of the United Kingdom, the sole purpose of which is to confuse Americans by its pronunciation. Also used to breed traffic lights; however, the harvest has been considerably delayed and so is now overrun by them.
Can you tell me the way to Lie Ses Ter?
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Old 02-06-2013, 12:36 PM   #89
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A small town in southwestern Michigan known for Kirsch Company (which has since moved), Tom Bodett (the Motel 6 guy), and not much else. It is a huge meth lab area, and is also known as Little Mexico.


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Old 02-06-2013, 12:45 PM   #90
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Philadelphia isn't just a city that lies between the shadows of New York and Washington, it is a city where the Eagles are the topic of dinner conversation year round. It is where a meal consists of a cheesesteak, Natty light, soft pretzels,
and Tasty Kakes for dessert. It is where there is a Wawa on every corner, and you look forward to the 1st day of Spring when Rita's gives out free "wooder" ice. It is where you know it's a hoagie, not a sub and the shore, not the beach. Most importantly, where everyone is brothers and it is ok to say hello to someone you don't know if they are a birds fan. That is Philadelphia, the city of Brotherly Love... Outsiders will never understand


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That last line



My actual town isn't on there

This is the closest I could find. It is kinda weird how it's all big houses and then white trash apartments. Never really noticed that before :/

Feasterville PA
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Also known as Feast, and the Vose is a town that borders Northeast Philly's neighborhood of Somerton. It is chillin up in Bucks County. Mostly whites and some blacks, some Asian, very little Hispanic. For some reason there are alot of Russians up here. Lower Southampton is the township. Neshaminy High is where kids from Feasterville go and some from Trevose go because half of Trevose goes to Neshaminy and half goes to Bensalem High. Yea there are alot of wiggers that walk along Street Road and chill out front of the 7/11 and gas stations. People in Feasterville-Trevose can go from very rich to very poor cuz there are tiny ass apartment complexes to big ass mansions it's weird. Not so dangerous there is a bum and there is some robberies and theft every now and then from the white trash that live up in them apartments. Kids typically chill at the Panera Bread, Brunswick Zone, or head up to Neshaminy Mall up in Bensalem. Oh and we will **** up Levittown up anyday yo.


Also this sounds exactly like I how I would imagine the loser kids from Bensalam High School would write this. God damn the majority of them are ******s


Here's another. Newtown PA

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In upper-middle class, very historic and sterile town in Bucks county, PA. It's about 30 minutes outside of Philadelphia. Although most of the newcomers are rich New Yorkers and New Jersyens who both want less taxes and regulation(guns) and Mayberry. The town is about 91% white not counting the old farts wich brings it up to probably 96% white. The town is as cute as it gets with a gap store and movie theatre right downtown.

It has basically obtained the crown of premiere suburb of middle bucks county away from yardley. Although Yardley has on old-money estate area east of it's downtown along with throngs of McMansions everywhere. Yardley is also right on the train line to Philadelphia.

The town is pretentious, yet is not impenetrable. You will find alot of decent folks there.

Great place to raise a family. Alot nearby; historical sites, New Hope, Lahaska, Philadelphia, Delaware river towns, Princeton.

The highschool kids probably are surrounded with a difficult drug and alcohol matrix around them. But what high school doesn't.
Kid one: Who are moving from Yardely to Newtown next month.

Kid two: Why are you moving like only 1 mile away from your current house. Yardley's old-school, Newtown is where it's at now.

Kide one: Oh I get it, your about to graduate middle school and Pennsbury high's academics pale in comparison to Council Rock.



I live pretty much inbetween the second and third.
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:00 PM   #91
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:00 PM   #92
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A small state college in central Pennsylvania where you are considered cultured if you drink imported beer. Although it is often overshadowed by the Penn state main campus (roughly two hours away) SHIP has been sporting record Underage drinking violations for over a decade. It was recently made into a dry campus but still retains the strong scent of cheap beer and liquor. Ohh, its also a fine place to see cows and get an education.
"Sometimes my dad will come home from the bar drunk and beat me to take out his frustration"
"Didn't your dad graduate from Shippensburg University?"


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Piece of shit town. Nuff' said. All you can do is eat shitty pizza, watch shitty football games, go to a shitty school, and newville girls are a synonym for newville pizza. Cops are dickheads and the tree is horrible. WARNING: Visitors prone to experience fits of rage from experiencing such a shitty town.
Kid 1: Where we going, man?

Kid 2: Newville PA

Kid 1: I ****in' hate that piece of shit town.


Neither one is inaccurate
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:03 PM   #93
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The third largest and second fastest growing city in the UK. Generally seen as the capital of the North due to Liverpool being shit, Newcastle being too small, and Manchester being in Lancashire.


Can't argue with that.
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:08 PM   #94
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A College Town in western Wisconsin on the Mississippi River. Essentially a small town with many elements of a big city. A nice place for people who want an escape from the city but not city life altogether. Plenty to do year round, though mostly in Summer and Winter.
Spend a weekend in La Crosse and you may have a new outlook on life when you go home.

There's nothing to do but drink and get high in this town
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Neither one is inaccurate

My cousin went to Ship

It sure sounds accurate
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:21 PM   #97
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Pataskala, Ohio (where I went to high school):

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Pataskala is located in central Ohio, 20 minutes east of Columbus. Known for being the former home of the famous porn star John Holmes, Pataskala offers many fun activities. These include counting the hundreds of underage pregnant girls roaming the streets in search of marijuana and a vast assortment of drugs (common in the greens). Also, sitting in a vehicle in the local Krogers parking lot for no apparent reason is another popular activity. If a place to stay for an overnighter with a hooker you just picked up, the Shamrock Motel is perfect for you! The stained matresses and the unbelivable amount of crack addicts inhabiting the area will put a smile on any crack *****'s face! If sports is more of your choice for entertainment stop by the local Watkins Memorial Highschool for a basketball game. With a total of 3 wins in two years, it should make you feel better about yourself while the coaches embarrase themselves and the entire school. So come on down to Pataskala Ohio and waste your life away with us! See you soon!
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i've been in amsterdam but its nothing compared to maastricht


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The shittiest neighborhood in the Pittsburgh area. It is a place where rats and trash sell drugs to each other and commit hate crimes for fun. Residents call themselves "Crickers", because they are stupid hicks. It is the home of Woodland Hills, a.k.a. Woody high, a disgraceful institution for the lowest of human life.


Pretty much nailed it.
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