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Old 02-06-2013, 09:35 AM   #21
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Ya ya laugh. I dont see how having oral with lots of women still means I am a virgin. Virgin means inexperienced at sex. Intercourse isn't the only part of sex you know.
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:36 AM   #22
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Ya ya laugh. I dont see how having oral with lots of women still means I am a virgin. Virgin means inexperienced at sex. Intercourse isn't the only part of sex you know.

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Old 02-06-2013, 09:37 AM   #23
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:38 AM   #24
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Well, in order to lose my intercourse virginity she obviously will have to want to have sex too...

Elephant in the room aside, you really don't give a **** about her do you?
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Ya ya laugh. I dont see how having oral with lots of women still means I am a virgin. Virgin means inexperienced at sex. Intercourse isn't the only part of sex you know.

I've never had a donut with any filling, but i've had one without! That counts doesn't it?!
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:39 AM   #25
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Ya ya laugh. I dont see how having oral with lots of women still means I am a virgin.

Because that's not what losing your virginity is?

It doesn't really matter, but you are a virgin.


EDIT: I have to say too, I don't understand how when you haven't even asked this girl out how you think you're about to lose your virginity.
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:39 AM   #26
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Ya ya laugh. I dont see how having oral with lots of women still means I am a virgin. Virgin means inexperienced at sex. Intercourse isn't the only part of sex you know.


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Virginity is the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse




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Old 02-06-2013, 09:41 AM   #27
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:41 AM   #28
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Ya ya laugh. I dont see how having oral with lots of women still means I am a virgin. Virgin means inexperienced at sex. Intercourse isn't the only part of sex you know.




That is all. You are a female insect.
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:41 AM   #29
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Please do not have sexual intercourse because there is the chance you could get someone pregnant and thus introducing into the world more ****** spawn.
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:42 AM   #30
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Please do not have sexual intercourse because there is the chance you could get someone pregnant and thus introducing into the world more ****** spawn.


This being cannot be allowed to reproduce.
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:43 AM   #31
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Please do not have sexual intercourse because there is the chance you could get someone pregnant and thus introducing into the world more ****** spawn.

Hey, fuck off
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:44 AM   #32
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Yes, but since when was re-tard censored on UG? Suppose it's been a while since I last used the forums...
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ok so one time i was totally wanking and then my mom walked in and my cat was in my room... she knocked first so i grabbed my cat and put it on my lap and started petting it to cover up but then i jizzed on my cat..
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:45 AM   #33
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:46 AM   #34
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Ok :c
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ok so one time i was totally wanking and then my mom walked in and my cat was in my room... she knocked first so i grabbed my cat and put it on my lap and started petting it to cover up but then i jizzed on my cat..
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Yes, but since when was re-tard censored on UG? Suppose it's been a while since I last used the forums...

Since a week or two ago.
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Yes, but since when was re-tard censored on UG? Suppose it's been a while since I last used the forums...


Thats what you wrote?! Bloody hell, thats lame. I thought it was bastard or something (didnt count the stars).
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:50 AM   #37
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Thats what you wrote?! Bloody hell, thats lame. I thought it was bastard or something (didnt count the stars).


I did not think it through but you are correct bastard spawn sounds markedly better.
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ok so one time i was totally wanking and then my mom walked in and my cat was in my room... she knocked first so i grabbed my cat and put it on my lap and started petting it to cover up but then i jizzed on my cat..
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:50 AM   #38
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so she isn't "dirty" like all the other women you've been with. Do you count yourself dirty for being with them? Will you count her as dirty once she's had sex with you?
Your post sounds hypocritical.
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:55 AM   #39
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:58 AM   #40
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Okay I am not a virgin per say, just haven't done intercourse yet


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