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Old 02-06-2013, 01:35 PM   #1
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Misheard Lyrics Thread 2013
I'll go first.

Metallica - Judas Kiss
"So what now, where do i head?! ("So what now, where go I (HEARGH)

Trivium - Black
"Decomposing in this worthless Jew" (Tomb)

Shinedown - Enemies
"You're like a murdering bear, You're all the hate that we share

("You're like the burden we bear")

(Some lyrics sites got that one wrong too)
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:36 PM   #2
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"Hahahahaha you listen to shinedown?"

-Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix (the real lyrics are, "excuse me while I kiss this guy.")
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:38 PM   #3
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Hahahahaha you listen to shinedown?

-Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix (the real lyrics are, "excuse me while I kiss this guy.")


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Old 02-06-2013, 01:44 PM   #4
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:45 PM   #5
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:45 PM   #6
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:05 PM   #7
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:35 PM   #8
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:42 PM   #9
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"Give me fuel, give me fire, give me jabadarizre!"



I always thought it was "Give me fuel, give me fire, give me Jezebel for hire! EGGS!"
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:13 PM   #10
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:16 PM   #11
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Bagabingzabadafa,
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:27 PM   #12
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"DEAAAARGHHHHHHHHH


Yurrrrr I gots to take off my glurrrrrrrrrve


DEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH"

- You Shit Here With Me - Creed



...Wait, maybe those are the lyrics.

You be the judge:
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Old 02-06-2013, 04:03 PM   #13
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The Verve Pipe - "The Freshman"
Original Lyrics: "When I was young I knew everything, And she a punk who rarely ever took advice"

What I heard: "When I was young I knew everything, Chia Punkarelli never took advice"


Me as a kid hearing this song for the first time: "Chia who? ...must be some Italian kid with issues"
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Old 02-06-2013, 04:23 PM   #14
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Old 02-06-2013, 04:46 PM   #16
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Old 02-06-2013, 05:10 PM   #17
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Actual lyrics: "They checked the systems through and they read a-ok"
Freudian mishearing: "They checked the systems through and they ran anal play"
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:14 PM   #18
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This ain't a scene it's a God damned arms race

sounds like

This ain't a scene it's a God damned arse race

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Old 02-07-2013, 09:23 PM   #19
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Skip to 1:15



POKEMON!

POKEMON!

POKEMON!
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:28 PM   #20
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More then a feeling- Boston

Actually: "More then a feeeeling"

What I heard: "Morgan Freeeman"

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