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Old 02-06-2013, 08:24 PM   #21
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how did you communicate spider rules
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:24 PM   #22
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I shot a few small game animals when i went hunting in my summer camp. I was really good at shooting.
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:24 PM   #23
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insects here and there and a fish when i was younger.
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:24 PM   #24
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how did you communicate spider rules


Via verbal and telepathic communication, as well as morse code.
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:26 PM   #25
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Via verbal and telepathic communication, as well as morse code.



You should have used the World Wide Web.
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:26 PM   #26
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I'm pretty sure my mom mowed a baby bunny nest this summer.

As for me, I can't think of anything intentional, maybe some fish but I think all mine were let go because they sucked.
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:27 PM   #27
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I've killed a snake. I also shot a mouse once because it didn't die in a trap.
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:28 PM   #28
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:29 PM   #29
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The only non-insect I killed purposely (not really, someone else did it for me) was a mackerel I fished.

I felt bad afterward
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:30 PM   #30
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:31 PM   #31
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I killed 3 bunnies by accidently stepping in a hole. That and like a thousand mice I lived in a place with a serious rodent problem. Oh and a bunch of fish because they are delicious!
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:32 PM   #32
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Flies, wasps, bees, spiders (all those shit "animals")

Rabbits, hares, deer, pheasants (with the car)

Fish..

..and a squirrel
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:40 PM   #33
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Ok here goes,

Animal # of Kills Instrument of Destruction

Squirrels at least 4 Car

Cats 1 Car

Ducks 30+ Shotgun

Deer 2 30/30 - Truck

Spiders Over 100 Foot, fist, both fists, newspaper, Raid, spider catcher (ya they make those), tea cup, fly swatter

Wasps, Bees etc Over 20 Foot, fly swatter, my ass (while driving and yes it stung), hand (don't recommend that method)

Ants Impossible to count - Mostly death by foot

Flies " " - Mostly newspapers and fly swatter

Coyote 1 Truck

Blue Jay 1 Sling shot (felt really bad when I did that but never thought I'd hit it, I was like 9 years old...I gave it a funeral)


and no I'm not a bad driver but I used to do a lot of driving so it was bound to happen. And the deer ran into the side of my truck so technically it hit me, suicidal deer. and I used to hunt but I don't anymore, couldn't kill another duck or deer again.
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:42 PM   #34
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Indirectly yes. I ran over a German Shepard because he wouldnt move out of the street, and I couldnt swerve at 65 and if I tried to swerve into the next road i'd hit a car, so I had to plow right through him. I felt like shit after though.

I run over numerous frogs during monsoon season out here. When it rains, the frogs come from the dirt and are everywhere.

I've never killed an animal directly before.
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:48 PM   #35
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I killed a moth once a few months ago and genuinely felt really bad about it
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:49 PM   #36
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I almost killed a duck that was crossing the street.

The biggest thing I've killed was a fat ass caterpillar. It was so fat I had to kill it

I grabbed a rock my grandma used to cover a sewer hole (so that the rats wouldn't come out), hovered it over the fat bastard, and dropped it. His guts splattered all over the wall adjacent to us.

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Old 02-06-2013, 08:52 PM   #37
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Squirrels that are trying to get at the bird-feeder. Partridge. Various creepy-crawlies. And I love to fish in the summertime.
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:06 PM   #38
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I shot a dove or pigeon once. Can't remember now.

I felt like shit about it.

I love to fish, but I always release. For some reason, though, it's easier to give up a fish knowing that it'll get eaten.
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:10 PM   #39
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Yes, I've used lethal traps on groundhogs. They were living in my yard.
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:18 PM   #40
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Yes. A shit ton of insects. I ran over a chipmunk by accident once and hit a seagull with a rock when I was a kid. I felt soooo bad about both Never killed anything on purpose after the seagull
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