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Old 02-07-2013, 01:51 AM   #1
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Crazy ****ing animal facts

Male monkeys go bald like humans do

NOW YOU GUYS POST SOME AND I'LL POST SOME MORE AND IT WILL BE AWESOME
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:52 AM   #2
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Apes are advanced enough that they have their own simplistic economies. They do favors in return for favors, and female apes will even become prostitutes.
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:54 AM   #3
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Cats can't see when they're born and babies can breathe underwater.
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:54 AM   #4
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the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

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Old 02-07-2013, 01:54 AM   #5
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Apes are advanced enough that they have their own simplistic economies. They do favors in return for favors, and female apes will even become prostitutes.
Good fact.

Giraffes don't have vocal chords so they communicate with their tails.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Old 02-07-2013, 01:55 AM   #6
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Asian people have tiny eyes.
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:55 AM   #7
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armadillos are crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside. also they can get leprosy.
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:55 AM   #8
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Humans are apes, so that doesn't tell us anything new.
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:55 AM   #9
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****s don't give a shit
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hell'll freeze over before polar bears feel comfortable there
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:56 AM   #10
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Cockatoos have no external sex organs.

I have no dick.
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:56 AM   #11
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Asian people have tiny eyes.
This is not a good fact.

Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue.
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:58 AM   #12
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This is not a good fact.

Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue.

I'd say that makes sense because they have bigger eyes, but blue is a smaller wavelength.

Hmm..

Um.. Chimps are up to 4x stronger than the average man. But their muscles are so long and dense, that ordinary human tasks, like swimming, become nearly impossible.
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:59 AM   #13
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Bears like honey
starfish are funny
crabs like money
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:59 AM   #15
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Ducks have three eyelids. The innermost ones are clear lenses that guard their eyes from water 'n' stuff.
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Old 02-07-2013, 02:00 AM   #17
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I'd say that makes sense because they have bigger eyes, but blue is a smaller wavelength.

Hmm..

Um.. Chimps are up to 4x stronger than the average man. But their muscles are so long and dense, that ordinary human tasks, like swimming, become nearly impossible.
Good fact.

A hibernating bear can go six months without taking a dump. Imagine how your tummy would feel.
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Platypuses have spurs on their hind legs which produce venom. THEY'RE SQUIRTERS!
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Good fact.

Giraffes don't have vocal chords so they communicate with their tails.


I thought I heard they just made really low noises.

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Old 02-07-2013, 02:03 AM   #20
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Bloodhounds can't smell the difference between identical twins. Unless one hit up the gym and is stank as shit.
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