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Old 02-07-2013, 02:23 AM   #41
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Old 02-07-2013, 02:25 AM   #42
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don't forget their massive disparity in penis to body ratio.. largest penis when considering the size of their body for all animals


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Old 02-07-2013, 02:25 AM   #43
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don't forget their massive disparity in penis to body ratio.. largest penis when considering the size of their body for all animals


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Old 02-07-2013, 02:25 AM   #44
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Old 02-07-2013, 02:26 AM   #45
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Along with white males.

animals can be males too

(this is actually a srs post, it's weird how we refer to animals as "it" as the standard)

ot: ladybugs curb pollution big time by being used as a substitute for pesticides. go green and love ladybugs ug
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Old 02-07-2013, 02:27 AM   #46
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Old 02-07-2013, 02:27 AM   #47
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Whale blowholes are not for what you'd they're for.

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Old 02-07-2013, 02:28 AM   #48
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look at that ****. look at it.



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Old 02-07-2013, 02:29 AM   #49
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[img]duckpenis...forealz[/img]

look at that ****. look at it.



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Old 02-07-2013, 02:29 AM   #50
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Found this for you: http://www.rcasteel.com/StrangeThings/animals.aspx

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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Old 02-07-2013, 02:31 AM   #52
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Elephants are very likely the second-smartest animals on the planet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elepha...ephant_altruism

"Elephants are thought to be highly altruistic animals that will even aid other species, including humans, in distress. In India, an elephant was helping locals lift logs by following a truck and placing the logs in pre-dug holes upon instruction from the mahout (elephant trainer). At a certain hole, the elephant refused to lower the log. The mahout came to investigate the hold-up and noticed a dog sleeping in the hole. The elephant only lowered the log when the dog was gone."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elepha...ce#Death_ritual

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Old 02-07-2013, 02:33 AM   #53
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Bonobos are nymphomaniacs who have every kind of sex with everyone around in every position. And the female bonobos use sex to control males, much like humans.
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Elephants are very likely the second-smartest animals on the planet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elepha...ephant_altruism

"Elephants are thought to be highly altruistic animals that will even aid other species, including humans, in distress. In India, an elephant was helping locals lift logs by following a truck and placing the logs in pre-dug holes upon instruction from the mahout (elephant trainer). At a certain hole, the elephant refused to lower the log. The mahout came to investigate the hold-up and noticed a dog sleeping in the hole. The elephant only lowered the log when the dog was gone."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elepha...ce#Death_ritual

Very, very interesting animals.
This shit's making me want to change my major to Elephantology.
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Elephants like to get drunk by eating fermented berries. Sometimes they'll go ****ing crazy and go on a rampage until they sober up.
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Since the Pit likes dicks and stuff, the length of the average erect gorilla penis is 1/3 of a human. Like one and half inches.
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Capuchin monkeys have a form of morality. A study was done by a Dutch dude with a silly name, where one of the monkeys did a task in exchange for a treat while another monkey watched. Then, the observer monkey had his turn to do the task, did it, and received an inferior treat. He threw the treat at the examiner and refused to do the task again.
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Old 02-07-2013, 02:40 AM   #59
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Musth in elephants...fricking crazy

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