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Old 02-07-2013, 07:10 AM   #81
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Old 02-07-2013, 07:22 AM   #82
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Most birds use gravity to eat/drink because they don't have muscles in the neck to facilitate eating/drinking.

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Old 02-07-2013, 07:27 AM   #83
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Orangutans are able to analyze human behavior to determine when the best possible time to steal food is.

With one person facing an apple and another person with their back turned to a different apple, the orangutan will always go after the apple of the person with their back turned.

It may not sound like much at first glance, but it displays an analytical mind that has the capacity to determine opportunity (or weakness) based on the body language (or focus) of another species.
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Old 02-07-2013, 07:33 AM   #84
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Female elephants, whales, and humans are the only animals that undergo menopause.
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Old 02-07-2013, 08:38 AM   #85
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cats have a non-fatal terminal velocity, its as likely to survive a 300ft fall as it is a 50ft one
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Old 02-07-2013, 08:54 AM   #86
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No idea if anyone has corrected this, but this is wrong. Technically they have two knees and two elbows.
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:46 AM   #87
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:48 AM   #88
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cats have a non-fatal terminal velocity, its as likely to survive a 300ft fall as it is a 50ft one

So do pretty much all bugs, but you never hear anyone talking about them.

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It's not a fact though because fennec foxes and red pandas.
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:59 AM   #89
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Let's talk about bugs!

If you want to catch an earthworm you should grab it by the tail.

Shrimps have sex at right angles.

Hairworms coil their tails around each other's butts when they have sex.

Young termites eat older termites' feces



fennec foxes ears are too big. red pandas are too fat.
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:01 AM   #90
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:05 AM   #91
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Let's talk about bugs!

If you want to catch an earthworm you should grab it by the tail.

Shrimps have sex at right angles.

Hairworms coil their tails around each other's butts when they have sex.

Young termites eat older termites' feces



fennec foxes ears are too big. red pandas are too fat.

Shrimps are not bugs.
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:07 AM   #92
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Shrimps are not bugs.

Neither are earthworms, or hairworms. Sorry I got excited and found stuff from my invertebrate textbook
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:11 AM   #93
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So, you know how if you cut an earthworm in half it can regenerate the missing segments of it's body and turn into two worms?

Does this mean that from a single earthworm you can produce an infinite number of increasingly small earthworms provided that you have the technology to continually split them down?
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:13 AM   #94
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Here's a good one.
Homo Sapient Sapient is the only animal that create things not necessary for survival.

Male Dolphins can be taught language if they are jerked off by female humans. Also, dolphins give each other blow jobs.

Jellyfish can shoot a pod into the sand, have the old body deteriorate, and grow into a new jellyfish. Basically, unless killed they cannot die.

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Old 02-07-2013, 10:13 AM   #95
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So, you know how if you cut an earthworm in half it can regenerate the missing segments of it's body and turn into two worms?

Does this mean that from a single earthworm you can produce an infinite number of increasingly small earthworms provided that you have the technology to continually split them down?

theoretically yes, but they don't consistently grow back
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:14 AM   #96
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So, you know how if you cut an earthworm in half it can regenerate the missing segments of it's body and turn into two worms?


So can trolls in World of Warcraft.
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:16 AM   #97
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theoretically yes, but they don't consistently grow back

Right, but you just need to get a good start with one worm and then from there you should have ample worms to carry on with the splitting indefinitely.


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Old 02-07-2013, 10:57 AM   #98
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:00 AM   #99
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also, koalas have such vigorous sex, that it isnt uncommon for the male to break the females pelvis
I felt that in my perineum.
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We should learn to ride on grizzly bears
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