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Old 02-07-2013, 11:27 AM   #101
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The platypus, while a mammal, lays eggs. I think there's one or two other mammals that also do this.
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:54 AM   #102
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In fact the only 'human' traits they really seem to completely lack are art and religion.


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So, you know how if you cut an earthworm in half it can regenerate the missing segments of it's body and turn into two worms?


This is false. Only the front half will regenerate, so you will be left with one shorter worm.


Lemmings don't commit mass suicide.

Bats aren't blind.

Ants (much like humans) will go to foreign colonies, kill their queen and enslave the workers. Some ants even do this within their own species as long as they are from a different colony.

There are between 1 and 1.5 million ants for every human being on Earth, meaning that their combined biomass is approximately the same as ours.
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:59 AM   #103
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This is false. Only the front half will regenerate, so you will be left with one shorter worm.

Not always, both halves are capable of regeneration, the front is just a lot more common. In any case, that would mean we could repeatedly divide it and make an infinitely small worm.
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Old 02-07-2013, 12:01 PM   #104
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I heard that if you cut up a starfish into a ton of pieces all of them will grow into a whole starfish. Is this false too?
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Old 02-07-2013, 12:07 PM   #105
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If you blend three different live sponges and put them into saltwater, eventually they'll regenerate. Back into their three original forms. Yes, not three new sponges, but the three different sponges!
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Old 02-07-2013, 12:14 PM   #106
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I heard that if you cut up a starfish into a ton of pieces all of them will grow into a whole starfish. Is this false too?

They can regenerate legs.
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Old 02-07-2013, 12:15 PM   #107
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They can regenerate legs.
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Old 02-07-2013, 12:49 PM   #108
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Old 02-07-2013, 12:57 PM   #109
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Octopuses have 6 arms and 2 legs.

Sea Hares - which look nothing like hares - are hermaphrodites and possess both types of genitalia. They use them to mate in great long chains. Which means the inner ones get double the action, while the outer Sea Hares lose out.
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Old 02-07-2013, 12:58 PM   #110
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Since the Pit likes dicks and stuff, the length of the average erect gorilla penis is 1/3 of a human. Like one and half inches.


How many 4.5 inch tall humans do you know?
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:13 PM   #111
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:17 PM   #112
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Scorpions will glow when exposed to UV light.



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Old 02-07-2013, 01:24 PM   #113
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Female Kangaroo's have three vagina's, but only 2 wombs.
Male Earwig's have 2 penises.
Koalas have HUGE intestines, far surpassing our own and that's how they can eat Eucalyptus, yet it's incredibly poisonous for us.
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:31 PM   #114
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Salamanders are vulnerable themselves to their own poison, how sensible.
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:39 AM   #115
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And Math. To math is to be human, perhaps more so than anything else.

I've seen experiments where two Capuchins are seperated by a cage but can pass things to each other via a small hole, one Capuchin is given a container with nuts in it and another Capuchin has a sharp stone to open the container with. In the experiment, the Capuchin with the opener passed the sharp stone to the other, who used it to open the container, removed the nuts, then shared them with the other by putting half the nuts through the hole, but everytime they did this exercise, the Capuchin that shared the nuts out invariably shared them out 'equally'.... almost every time.
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:20 PM   #117
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There's a shark (can't remember his name) that it's too slow to hunt and just follows whales to eat their poop...
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Old 02-08-2013, 04:55 PM   #120
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