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Old 02-08-2013, 01:35 AM   #1
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Combinations of things you could buy at Wal-Mart to creep out the cashier.

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Old 02-08-2013, 01:37 AM   #2
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:37 AM   #3
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:43 AM   #4
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:45 AM   #5
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Hey man believe it or not I got other things in life to do aside from trolling assburger kids yaknow?


No you don't

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Old 02-08-2013, 01:47 AM   #6
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:48 AM   #7
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Lube. Cucumber. Sandpaper. An illustrated Disney Princess book.
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:56 AM   #8
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box of condoms
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:56 AM   #9
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:59 AM   #10
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:00 AM   #11
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:07 AM   #12
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A porn magazine, a big box of condoms, a whiskey bottle, a sanitary pad, some illegal firecrackers and an enema device.
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:08 AM   #13
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A thread that hasn't been done a million times.
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:08 AM   #14
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- Lighter fluid
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:10 AM   #15
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a plush doll + scissors

make sure to tell everyone how the scissors are to cut a hole in the doll for your penis
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:18 AM   #16
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Birthday candles, party balloons, children's themed birthday card (specified age preferable, younger the better), box of condoms.
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:23 AM   #17
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The first time I bought condoms (15 yo) I was at walmart and quite embarrassed, being the social snail that I was. I had thought that if I included something with them that would make the entire purchase strange, maybe I wouldn't get bugged about the rubbers or have to go into some awkward convo. I went with 3 different firearms magazines. 0 eye contact occurred
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:28 AM   #18
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
Six pack of beer
KY Jelly


Believable, yet totally creepy.
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:31 AM   #19
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:31 AM   #20
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