02-08-2013, 01:35 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: On an Island
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Combinations of things you could buy at Wal-Mart to creep out the cashier.
Feel free to include a tub of Vaseline.
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02-08-2013, 01:37 AM
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How tough are ya?
Join Date: May 2004
Location: The Salty Spitoon
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a week's worth of groceries.
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02-08-2013, 01:37 AM
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UG Senior Member
Join Date: May 2009
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Another cashier.
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02-08-2013, 01:43 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2012
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a chainsaw, a burlap sack, and some bleach
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02-08-2013, 01:45 AM
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Degenerate Halfwit
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Bing, bitch
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Justin Bieber discography
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02-08-2013, 01:47 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Tucson, AZ
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childrens panties
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02-08-2013, 01:48 AM
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is the bees knees
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Not in the UK
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Lube. Cucumber. Sandpaper. An illustrated Disney Princess book.
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02-08-2013, 01:56 AM
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Dot MPEG
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Buck Hill
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box of condoms
Country Crock's Big Red
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02-08-2013, 01:56 AM
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Regrets fanboy username
Join Date: Dec 2008
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Plan B and a wire coat hanger
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02-08-2013, 01:59 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Hydrofluoric Acid + Large Plastic bin
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02-08-2013, 02:00 AM
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donkey chains......
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Raleigh, NC
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02-08-2013, 02:07 AM
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Meh
Join Date: Oct 2012
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A porn magazine, a big box of condoms, a whiskey bottle, a sanitary pad, some illegal firecrackers and an enema device.
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02-08-2013, 02:08 AM
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Christian Bassist
Join Date: Oct 2010
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A thread that hasn't been done a million times.
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02-08-2013, 02:08 AM
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UG's Necrophagist
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Oak Park, MI
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- Lighter fluid
- Matches - A dozen hamsters |
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02-08-2013, 02:10 AM
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#lumbob
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Toronto, Canada.
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a plush doll + scissors
make sure to tell everyone how the scissors are to cut a hole in the doll for your penis
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02-08-2013, 02:18 AM
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Bandwagon
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: North Vancouver
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Birthday candles, party balloons, children's themed birthday card (specified age preferable, younger the better), box of condoms.
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02-08-2013, 02:23 AM
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too drunk to ****
Join Date: Oct 2005
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The first time I bought condoms (15 yo) I was at walmart and quite embarrassed, being the social snail that I was. I had thought that if I included something with them that would make the entire purchase strange, maybe I wouldn't get bugged about the rubbers or have to go into some awkward convo. I went with 3 different firearms magazines. 0 eye contact occurred
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Make Bombs Not Love
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02-08-2013, 02:28 AM
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Winning!
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: OH-
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
Six pack of beer KY Jelly Believable, yet totally creepy.
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02-08-2013, 02:31 AM
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Learn modes and scales
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Pack of tampons
Chocolate A gun.
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02-08-2013, 02:31 AM
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Theres Blood In The Water
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Gold Coast, Australia
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Shotty, single shell and a book on how to combat suicidal thoughts
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