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Old 02-08-2013, 02:38 AM   #21
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:59 AM   #22
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I've always thought it would be funny to buy the largest box of condoms available (36-count where I come from) and then show up an hour or two later to the same cashier and buy another box.
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:02 AM   #23
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Lube.
Ski mask.
Brillo pad.
Hedge trimmers.
Fishing rod AND BAIT AND TACKLE.
Bleach
hose.
dewormer.
A car battery and jumper cables vice grips and a massive humidifier.
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:15 AM   #24
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Large box of condoms.
6 furbys.
Bundle of bananas .
A pint of out of season eggnog.
Jesus candle.
shock collar.
childrens handcuffs.
a rubber chicken.
jar of clearance mayo.
Something to pass for a gimp suit.
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:18 AM   #25
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Lube.
Ski mask.
Brillo pad.
Hedge trimmers.
Fishing rod AND BAIT AND TACKLE.
Bleach
hose.
dewormer.
A car battery and jumper cables vice grips and a massive humidifier.

Sounds like a regular Tuesday morning for me
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:19 AM   #26
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:41 AM   #27
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One time I went to the aisle where all the maxi pads and sanitary shit were where there were a bunch of girls around that were my age. My brother was half way down the aisle already and I said out loud: Hey how many adult diapers do you think we're going to need? The reaction was priceless.
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Old 02-08-2013, 04:07 AM   #28
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:20 AM   #29
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:24 AM   #30
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Having work on a till, trust me all the cashier is thinking about is where the barcode on this thing? and when his/her next break is or when do they get to go home. They don't give a shit what you buy.
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:27 AM   #31
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Some lingerie, ky jelly and a Dora the Explorer dvd.
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:48 AM   #32
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Go buy a new goldfish and an ass plug. They sell those at Walmart right? Itl look like your gonna fill up a bowl for the fish and plug it up so he dies of lack of oxygen.
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:18 AM   #33
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Protip: The cashier either doesn't care or isn't even paying attention.
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:39 AM   #34
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All of the dead fish that they never took care of. Say you're a medium and that the ghosts of the fish are telling you they want revenge and stuff.
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:17 AM   #35
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:31 AM   #36
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:37 AM   #37
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Can you really call it a discography? All i've seen on Twitter trending has been Believe, Believe 2.0 and Believe Acoustic.

When he manages to release an actual second album, maybe then it'd be a discography.
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:02 AM   #38
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EDIT: You can cut that list down to just Apples to Apples if you're feeling sadistic and running late on time.
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:09 AM   #39
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:19 AM   #40
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