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Old 02-08-2013, 10:24 AM   #41
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lube and tissues.

after she/he gives you your receipt, walk away a bit, stop mid-walk, turn around, get your phone out, take a lot of pictures of the cashier, and then walk away.
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:35 AM   #42
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Can you really call it a discography? All i've seen on Twitter trending has been Believe, Believe 2.0 and Believe Acoustic.

When he manages to release an actual second album, maybe then it'd be a discography.

there's fucking hundreds

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Bieber_discography
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:50 AM   #43
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Old 02-08-2013, 11:35 AM   #44
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Make sure everyone knows that your mom is really fucked up and sent her adult son to get her and her 20 y/o boyfriend condoms and ass-lube.
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Old 02-08-2013, 11:44 AM   #45
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Old 02-08-2013, 11:57 AM   #46
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Old 02-09-2013, 06:30 AM   #47
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Old 02-09-2013, 06:38 AM   #48
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lube and tissues.

after she/he gives you your receipt, walk away a bit, stop mid-walk, turn around, get your phone out, take a lot of pictures of the cashier, and then walk away.


Best post of the thread.

Even better if the cashier is a guy.
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Old 02-09-2013, 06:48 AM   #49
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Old 02-09-2013, 07:20 AM   #50
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Ask the cashier where they stock the slaves.
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Old 02-09-2013, 08:35 AM   #51
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box of condoms, claim the price is outrages, take them back and return to the counter with cling film wrap and rubber bands
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Old 02-09-2013, 09:34 AM   #52
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Old 02-09-2013, 09:47 AM   #53
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:27 AM   #54
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There's a good chance that they'll refuse to sell it to you. Big businesses do things like that, believe it or not.
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:33 AM   #55
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There's a good chance that they'll refuse to sell it to you. Big businesses do things like that, believe it or not.

really? i didn't know that
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:27 PM   #56
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:25 PM   #57
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How about a baseball bat and a package of bandaids?

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Old 02-10-2013, 11:01 PM   #58
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A rope, foot stool, and Bon Iver's For Emma Forever Ago

A bunch of candy and the cheapest disposable razers

A hammer and a blanket

Knee-high socks, and some sort of hard, heavy, round objects (rocks pref.)

I'm sure you can find something in there.
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Old 02-10-2013, 11:04 PM   #59
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Old 02-10-2013, 11:07 PM   #60
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