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Old 02-08-2013, 05:10 PM   #1
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Does Hemp Oil cure cancer?

I ain't talking about smoking it, or smoking weed, but ingesting hemp oil.

And if no, why are there rumours about it?
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:11 PM   #2
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Because potheads will say anything to make weed sound like the best thing ever.
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:13 PM   #5
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Because potheads will say anything to make weed sound like the best thing ever.

He's not talking about weed you silly goose.
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He's not talking about weed you silly goose.

S'all the same shit
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:17 PM   #7
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not at all. i remember tommy chong was on it and it did absolutely nothing after he was all "im cured lol". that dude smokes too much man.
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:17 PM   #8
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And if no, why are there rumours about it?

To keep Snopes busy and fool stupid people.
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:18 PM   #9
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Because potheads will say anything to make weed sound like the best thing ever.


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He's not talking about weed you silly goose.

A fairly common argument that potheads use is how hemp is the greatest thing ever. Of course, hemp does have some health benefits, but most potheads don't want to legalize hemp (or at least, not just hemp); they want to legalize weed.

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I imagine there's a few health benefits to ingesting hemp oil. That said, I still would make sure to check the sources.
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shit I wish it were. If that was true then I would take off this hemp bracelet and smoke it. But its not gonna get me high.
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:22 PM   #13
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yes, it removes the demon spawn from your aura, cancels out all the negative energy in your chakras and then the fairies come and wish the cancer away.
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yes, it removes the demon spawn from your aura, cancels out all the negative energy in your chakras and then the fairies come and wish the cancer away.

i wish science worked this way
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A fairly common argument that potheads use is how hemp is the greatest thing ever. Of course, hemp does have some health benefits, but most potheads don't want to legalize hemp (or at least, not just hemp); they want to legalize weed.

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I imagine there's a few health benefits to ingesting hemp oil. That said, I still would make sure to check the sources.


Thing is, sources seem kinda hard to check. Doing clinical research on something as that would probably be very expensive, take 10 years, and there'd be no profit for it in the end.
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Thing is, sources seem kinda hard to check. Doing clinical research on something as that would probably be very expensive, take 10 years, and there'd be no profit for it in the end.

Maybe you could start by seeing if there's adverse affects to it. At least, then you'd know that you weren't slowly poisoning yourself over a longtime period, if you were take a dose of hemp oil every day.
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Thing is, sources seem kinda hard to check. Doing clinical research on something as that would probably be very expensive, take 10 years, and there'd be no profit for it in the end.

Good sources aren't hard to check.
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But then I wouldn't be able to order things that need to be shipped in dry ice and spend a day playing with dry ice.
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Maybe you could start by seeing if there's adverse affects to it. At least, then you'd know that you weren't slowly poisoning yourself over a longtime period, if you were take a dose of hemp oil every day.

So he should:

A) Get cancer.

B) incapacitate himself for a prolonged period of time (months) and be pretty much constantly sleeping by taking the necessary amounts of hemp oil that would theoretically do anything

etc etc

& there aren't enough clinical studies done on marijuana & its benefits/potential negatives alone, forget this specific case. Plus it doesn't work anyways.
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