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Old 02-09-2013, 08:59 AM   #61
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No way. Grizzly's can just plain **** off if they decide the threat is not major. They can get confused/scared. If a Polar Bear decides he wants to take you on yr done, period. They are way more aggressive and vicious, especially towards humans (they will actively hunt humans whereas Grizzly's do not). Polar bears will track humans for long stretches of land in order to eat the shit out of you. If a Polar bear sees you he'll probably move towards you, whereas a Grizzly will usually go the other way.


You can't define what is the most dangerous animal on the planet by considering how it handles something as relatively puny as a human. The point I'm making is that grizzlies have evolved to take down larger and more aggressive prey than a polar bear. Even though polar bears are considered to have decended from grizzlies, they have actualy lost a lot of the muscle mass that a grizzly has, including the 'hump' of muscle across it's shoulders.
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Old 02-09-2013, 10:00 AM   #62
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Old 02-09-2013, 10:13 AM   #64
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Jon Lajoie is the most dangerous animal known to man...
I don't think he can be called a human...

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Old 02-09-2013, 10:15 AM   #65
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Jon Lajoie is the most dangerous animal known to man...


Yeah i heard he's killed about 7...000 people.
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Old 02-09-2013, 10:16 AM   #66
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Yeah i heard he's killed about 7...000 people.

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Old 02-09-2013, 10:19 AM   #67
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isnt the polar bear the only animal on earth that will actively hunt humans, and not just attack out of self-defense?
i thought i read that one time.

nevermind. just read that it's a myth.
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Old 02-09-2013, 10:21 AM   #68
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isnt the polar bear the only animal on earth that will actively hunt humans, and not just attack out of self-defense?
i thought i read that one time.

I don't thing that the polar bear would have humans as food (at least not intended by nature)... It's not the bears fault that we wanna be everywhere...
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Old 02-09-2013, 10:23 AM   #69
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If we're talking about most dangerous, then it's the Box Jellyfish without a doubt. You get stung by one of those mother****ers, and you'll be praying for death. You're very likely to get it, too.
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Old 02-09-2013, 10:51 AM   #70
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Bear... or any water predator since many land creatures can't breath under water. Like a shark. What the **** land creatures are doing in the ocean though, I don't know. Assuming we're not talking about dangerous to humans since there are none.
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Old 02-09-2013, 10:53 AM   #71
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isnt the polar bear the only animal on earth that will actively hunt humans, and not just attack out of self-defense?
i thought i read that one time.

nevermind. just read that it's a myth.


I remember reading something like that too. Like, they're the only animal that will charge toward a human even while being shot or something. Really just a myth?
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Old 02-09-2013, 10:55 AM   #72
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If we're talking about most dangerous, then it's the Box Jellyfish without a doubt. You get stung by one of those mother****ers, and you'll be praying for death. You're very likely to get it, too.


****ing so true.

He's not just saying you'll pray for death, either. One of the side effects of their sting is the insurmountable feeling of impending doom. Seriously. Victims have begged their doctors to kill them and get it over with after being stung by a box jelly.
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Old 02-09-2013, 10:59 AM   #73
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****ing so true.

He's not just saying you'll pray for death, either. One of the side effects of their sting is the insurmountable feeling of impending doom. Seriously. Victims have begged their doctors to kill them and get it over with after being stung by a box jelly.






















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Old 02-09-2013, 11:26 AM   #75
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I remember reading something like that too. Like, they're the only animal that will charge toward a human even while being shot or something. Really just a myth?

well i did a quick google search and gathered that from the page previews, but the wikipedia page says this:
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Unlike grizzly bears, polar bears are not territorial. Although stereotyped as being voraciously aggressive, they are normally cautious in confrontations, and often choose to escape rather than fight.[68] Satiated polar bears rarely attack humans unless severely provoked, whereas hungry polar bears are extremely unpredictable and are known to kill and sometimes eat humans.[61] Polar bears are stealth hunters, and the victim is often unaware of the bear's presence until the attack is underway.[69] Whereas brown bears often maul a person and then leave, polar bear attacks are more likely to be predatory and are almost always fatal.[69] However, due to the very small human population around the Arctic, such attacks are rare.

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basically, if they're hungry, they dont give a shit and will eat you. but since they're not territorial, they wont kill humans just because they're close to one.
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:36 AM   #76
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Anyone know the amount of deaths humans cause to animals vs. animals cause to humans?
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:49 AM   #77
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how about wolves? on their own they aren't too dangerous, but when they hunt in packs as they usually do, they can take down most wild animals, even bears i believe
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:53 AM   #78
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Anyone know the amount of deaths humans cause to animals vs. animals cause to humans?

To be honest I think it's pretty rare for animals to kill humans really, especially in first world countries.

Then of course consider the number of animals killed daily by the meat industry alone and I think it's pretty clear which side kills more.
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To be honest I think it's pretty rare for animals to kill humans really, especially in first world countries.

Then of course consider the number of animals killed daily by the meat industry alone and I think it's pretty clear which side kills more.

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Mosquitoes, not even a contest, they have indirectly killed like half of the humans that ever lived (malaria).
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