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Old 02-09-2013, 11:04 AM   #1
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Happy birthday Metal4eva!

I got you this because Crown Royal is delicious!
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:05 AM   #2
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I was gonna do this after the episode


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Old 02-09-2013, 12:31 PM   #3
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Happy b-day!

I got you a plush toy.
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Old 02-09-2013, 12:32 PM   #4
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Old 02-09-2013, 12:50 PM   #5
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happy birthday! i didnt get you shit
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Old 02-09-2013, 12:53 PM   #6
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:04 PM   #7
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:17 AM   #8
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He's my favorite!!!

Happy birthday Scyther.



Your real gift is in the mail.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:19 AM   #9
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Happy Birthday! I hate to think of this as one upping OP, but that's exactly what I'm doing, so I got you this:

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Old 02-10-2013, 01:36 AM   #10
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Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. Next week is Reading Week (what my Uni calls Spring Break), so I plan on getting very hammered. I'll take a shot for you guys.

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He's my favorite!!!

Happy birthday Scyther.

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Your real gift is in the mail.

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Old 02-10-2013, 01:48 AM   #11
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Well I know you liked the game so I figured Leonard singing you happy birthday would be cool.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:52 AM   #12
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Well I know you liked the game so I figured Leonard singing you happy birthday would be cool.

I loved it.
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:42 AM   #13
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happy birthday weirdo!


I got you a Giant Cat!



someone told me only weirdos like cats, and I was like, Purfect!
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:44 AM   #14
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:06 AM   #15
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:23 AM   #16
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I got you a Giant Cat!

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someone told me only weirdos like cats, and I was like, Purfect!

Weirdos do like cats. But Scyther prefers dogs over cats.

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I loved it.

You better have you sexy bastard. Lulz I dunno I'm high.
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Old 02-10-2013, 11:06 AM   #17
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I got you a quality cartoon. You seemed to be in need of one.

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