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Old 02-09-2013, 03:48 PM   #21
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Old 02-09-2013, 03:51 PM   #22
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I don't know. I want to do something with TV audio or radio I guess.

I'd like to open up a restaurant at some point in my life. The building would be based off of the Forest Temple from OoT. The staff would be dressed like the Poe Sisters, Stalfos Wolfos, etc. For food it would be just typical steakhouse type stuff like steak, wings, burgers, etc. I also would want to have pizza, and you could get almost anything that we serve as a pizza topping. We would also have a strict policy of no ketchup, no vegetarian food, and no well done beef. There would be all kinds of live entertainment including musicians, poetry, comedy, and other things.

At some point, I would want to pursue music professionally just for it's own sake, though probably only for a short time. I'd imagine that it would most likely being flat picked banjo for some sort of Irish folk band, since that's probably the one music related thing that I could realistically do at a professional level at the moment.

If I ever have a point where I basically don't have a job or any money, I wouldn't mind resorting to doing fetish porn, partly because there really isn't very much fetish porn with shemales to begin with. I know audio and video stuff, and I know plenty of people that I can recruit for production, so on the technical end I could do very well. This is the one thing about porn in general that bothers me: even with professional stuff the production values are very low, particularly in terms of audio (incredibly low levels, excessive noise, etc).

And other than that, I feel like I'm probably going to end up (reluctantly) getting seriously involved with some sort of stupid activism type deal, probably for LGBTJKLMNOP rights if that is still an issue in 15 or 20 years.

Of course this is assuming I don't become a cannibalistic serial killer.
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Old 02-09-2013, 04:05 PM   #23
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Old 02-09-2013, 04:52 PM   #24
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I'm studying Biology in college right now, and I plan on becoming a dentist and hopefully an oral surgeon. I also want to have a regularly gigging band on the side. When I have enough money, I'm going to build a recording studio in my basement and help out young artist in my area achieve their dreams.
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Old 02-09-2013, 05:03 PM   #25
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I'm studying Biology in college right now, and I plan on becoming a dentist and hopefully an oral surgeon. I also want to have a regularly gigging band on the side. When I have enough money, I'm going to build a recording studio in my basement and help out young artist in my area achieve their dreams.

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Old 02-09-2013, 05:23 PM   #26
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One of two things depending on if I get married or not.

1. Join a band that's already relatively successful (I won't say who, but I have connections)

or if I get married...

2. Work as a Luthier to support my wife and live like that
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Old 02-09-2013, 05:28 PM   #27
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I'm probably going to get a Masters in Physics and then I should be set to get either a job in industry or teaching highschool maybe. I'll have options.
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Old 02-09-2013, 06:02 PM   #28
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One of two things depending on if I get married or not.

1. Join a band that's already relatively successful (I won't say who, but I have connections)

or if I get married...

2. Work as a Luthier to support my wife and live like that


its probly creed isnt it
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Old 02-09-2013, 06:12 PM   #29
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I need to find a steady source of income, then maybe get my own vehicle, then maybe move out.

Haven't thought any further ahead really...
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Old 02-09-2013, 06:32 PM   #30
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I would love to get into voice over. First few years after school I'd like to do some bartending and working at local venues as well.
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Old 02-09-2013, 06:36 PM   #31
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Old 02-09-2013, 06:57 PM   #32
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Is that your definition of relatively successful?
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Old 02-09-2013, 07:25 PM   #33
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i want to do something that has to do with film and/or tv, specifically writing.
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Old 02-09-2013, 09:09 PM   #34
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Old 02-09-2013, 10:42 PM   #35
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well somewhere in a near future im gonna get up and get myself some ice cream.
i also have to release some gas, so maybe in a few minutes that'll happen, too.

edit: ^^this just shows the scope of intelligence on this site.
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Old 02-09-2013, 10:47 PM   #36
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Old 02-09-2013, 10:47 PM   #37
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