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Old 02-01-2013, 04:47 PM   #1
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For men only: what are your favorite pick up lines?

So guys, what are your favorite pick up lines?

mine is:
"So how many grandchildren do you have? "

Yeah, I likez deh older womenz...

What are your favorite lines?
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:48 PM   #2
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:48 PM   #3
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:48 PM   #4
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HELLO SEX PLS.
















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Old 02-01-2013, 04:49 PM   #5
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:49 PM   #6
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:49 PM   #7
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:49 PM   #8
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Hey man Girl, wanna go out sometime for a coffee and a blow job?

(then right when she's about to leave, stop her and say)

oh no, I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that, I'm sorry! I don't drink coffee
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:50 PM   #9
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:50 PM   #10
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What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:50 PM   #11
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So guys, what are your favorite pick up lines?

mine is:
"So how many grandchildren do you have? "

Yeah, I likez deh older womenz...

What are your favorite lines?

**** you and your gender specifics.
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:50 PM   #12
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Do you work at Subway?

Because you just gave me a foot long.

Yes, this one works all the time

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Old 02-01-2013, 04:51 PM   #13
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I wanna try it so bad now
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:53 PM   #15
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:55 PM   #18
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"You're so stupid and worthless and without me, you'll never accomplish anything good in your life"


I like it, crush their self esteem and then move in for the kill.
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