02-10-2013, 12:28 AM
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The weirdest thing happened to me today
 So I went out to eat and then afterwards I decided to go to the car wash cuz my car was looking a little bit dirty. As I was about halfway through the wash my bowels began to do their thing. You know that irritable bowel feeling when your body is telling you "find a toilet now you stupid ass mother ****er" like that scene in Dumb & Dumber? That's what it was. So my car finishes getting washed and i'm sitting there squirming in my seat hoping i'll make it home on time. It's about a 5 minute drive from the car wash to my house. So I of course begin to haul ass and at one point I have to unbuckle my seatbelt because i'm so squirmy. I can feel my ass about to burst and I still had like 2 minutes to go so i'm like "oh **** oh **** oh ****" and I decide i'm just going to clench as hard as I can. So I clinch as hard as I can. For 10, maybe 15 seconds. It seems to be working until I start to feel aroused in the weirdest way. I had not been aroused at all prior to that, flaccid as can be. But the next 10-15 seconds of clenching led to me feeling aroused. I'm driving home about to shit myself and starting to feel aroused so i'm audibly saying "what the **** is going on!?!?!?!" because what else am I going to do? So i'm yelling "what the ****" and driving fast and squirming like hell and clinching like hell and starting to feel aroused. Then we pass 20 seconds. The closer it came to 20 seconds the more confused I became and the more I said "what the ****." But between 20-25 seconds the arousal released. I still had to drop a deuce really quickly, but the pressure was temporarily off. But my crotch started to get a little wet. So i'm talking to myself, saying "what the hell just happened, did I shit myself, did I shit myself out of my dick, did I piss my pants?" And then the lightbulb came on. After 20 seconds of clenching, I had jizzed my pants. Discuss whether this is a weird thing or if it's normal. tl;dr: On my way home I had to shit, decided to clench, ended up jizzing |
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02-10-2013, 12:30 AM
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02-10-2013, 12:31 AM
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Definitely abnormal.
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02-10-2013, 12:32 AM
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oh ****, public poll
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02-10-2013, 12:33 AM
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The mental imagery is priceless
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02-10-2013, 12:33 AM
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Similar to a pony
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02-10-2013, 12:35 AM
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02-10-2013, 12:36 AM
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There are records of orgasms while doing that kind of pressure for a long time, so no/
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02-10-2013, 12:37 AM
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I just clenched my ass for as long as I could, and I definitely felt something in my genitals. Not enough to come, though. That's weird.
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02-10-2013, 12:38 AM
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Sounds like you had a prostate stimulating shit or something. Ask that weird girlyman looking brony dude for a more detailed explanation.
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02-10-2013, 12:40 AM
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I would assume that you had a solid thick long form of feces lodged in your major intestine, forcing its way out, while your anus held in the rapid fecal ejection. When you closed for such a time period your intestines figured that it has to hold the shit, but instead the shit went right back up, rubbed against your prostate in such a way, that you ejaculated.
tl;dr You were ****ed by your own shit, and maintained a proper orgasm.
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02-10-2013, 12:41 AM
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This right here is the best thread I've ever read on UG. I can't even comprehend an appropriate comment for this.
Just....
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02-10-2013, 12:41 AM
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Okay brad.
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02-10-2013, 12:42 AM
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02-10-2013, 12:42 AM
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thought that i walked into an edmodo thread at first
glad i didn't
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02-10-2013, 12:43 AM
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02-10-2013, 12:45 AM
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