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Old 02-10-2013, 12:45 AM   #21
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Completely normal. Thats the average wednesday afternoon for me (wednesday is burrito night)
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Old 02-10-2013, 12:48 AM   #22
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I would assume that you had a solid thick long form of feces lodged in your major intestine, forcing its way out, while your anus held in the rapid fecal ejection. When you closed for such a time period your intestines figured that it has to hold the shit, but instead the shit went right back up, rubbed against your prostate in such a way, that you ejaculated.

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You were ****ed by your own shit, and maintained a proper orgasm.


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Old 02-10-2013, 12:49 AM   #23
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On scale of 1-10........ wtf?
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Old 02-10-2013, 12:50 AM   #24
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So was brad raped by his own shit?
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Old 02-10-2013, 12:50 AM   #25
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Oh and since my crotch was visibly wet I had to carry a book non-chalantly infront of my crotch when I walked into my house because my family was all hanging right there at the door.
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Old 02-10-2013, 12:51 AM   #26
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I would assume that you had a solid thick long form of feces lodged in your major intestine, forcing its way out, while your anus held in the rapid fecal ejection. When you closed for such a time period your intestines figured that it has to hold the shit, but instead the shit went right back up, rubbed against your prostate in such a way, that you ejaculated.

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You were ****ed by your own shit, and maintained a proper orgasm.

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Old 02-10-2013, 12:52 AM   #27
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Old 02-10-2013, 12:53 AM   #28
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Sounds like you had a prostate stimulating shit or something. Ask that weird girlyman looking brony dude for a more detailed explanation.

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Old 02-10-2013, 12:54 AM   #29
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I think you stimulated your ass by all that pressure. Congratulations, you now got a fetish.
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Old 02-10-2013, 12:55 AM   #30
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Brad, you're not supposed to jizz inside your pants! Ewwww...
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Old 02-10-2013, 12:56 AM   #31
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Oh and since my crotch was visibly wet I had to carry a book non-chalantly infront of my crotch when I walked into my house because my family was all hanging right there at the door.

It's always funny how noticeable it is. At least it always was for me.

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Old 02-10-2013, 12:56 AM   #32
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OH and to make everything worse I couldn't find any clean underwear at my house so I had to go buy some new ones at walmart.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:03 AM   #33
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:07 AM   #34
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Brad, you're not supposed to jizz inside your pants! Ewwww...


Whatever nigga, jizzy pants is probably one of the best methods of cooling your body temperature down.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:09 AM   #35
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This happens to me all the time. Always thought it was a reflex thing or somethin.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:13 AM   #36
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Or you could...ya know, take your shirt off.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:14 AM   #37
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Or you could...ya know, take your shirt off.


One simply can't compare jizz in your pants to taking your shirt off.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:15 AM   #38
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Or you could...ya know, take your shirt off.

It's almost like you've never jizzed in your pants on a hot day.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:17 AM   #39
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Or you could...ya know, take your shirt off.

Uhh, jizzing on your chest doesn't cool you down. STUIPID!
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:18 AM   #40
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<3 brad <3

can't wait for the stories of you eating a ton and then deliberately clenching your shits to achieve orgasm
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