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Weird 72 48.32%
Normal 15 10.07%
man TS i'm so jelly 62 41.61%
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:20 AM   #41
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You have an erogenous zone in your anus. Congrats man
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:23 AM   #42
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Uhh, jizzing on your chest doesn't cool you down. STUIPID!
You can jizz on your own chest. Wow, the PSI of your jizz before release must be ridiculous.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:39 AM   #43
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Go fuck yourself, TS.

Oh wait, you've already done that.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:43 AM   #44
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Go fuck yourself, TS.

Oh wait, you've already done that.

Yeah no sh... oh wait...
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:04 AM   #45
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Actually...I have not.

You can jizz on your own chest. Wow, the PSI of your jizz before release must be ridiculous.


If you were lying down it could happen.....
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:13 AM   #46
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:31 AM   #47
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:45 AM   #48
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:01 AM   #49
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:26 AM   #50
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this this this this this

i pivctued this in my head


and i alomst got a boner


it was ****cking weird man


bu ti was kinda funny


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Old 02-10-2013, 04:40 AM   #51
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I need to try this
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:56 AM   #52
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I need to try this

sounds like u need 2 get fucked mang
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:00 AM   #53
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:19 AM   #54
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:04 AM   #55
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I almost voted "I'm so jelly"...only, if I were you, I'd be ****ing scared man...
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:28 AM   #56
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:34 AM   #57
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you're now gay and will start having sex with men.
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:10 AM   #58
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You should see a doctor.
It sounds like you caught the gay.
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:00 AM   #59
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If you were lying down it could happen.....

Maybe. Just maybe.
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:07 AM   #60
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thought that i walked into an edmodo thread at first


this. i thought it was one of his ramblings on a fictitious bullshit story, but this one is so ridiculous i actually believe it.

seriously tho ts, i think i may have rather shit myself than alaskan pipeline myself to orgasm
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