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Old 02-10-2013, 10:52 AM   #1
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Post hilarious music youíve found

One of the most ridiculous things Iíve heard lately



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Old 02-10-2013, 10:56 AM   #2
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You're right TS. Your music is ridiculous... in the worst way possible.
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Old 02-10-2013, 11:30 AM   #3
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Old 02-10-2013, 11:35 AM   #4
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Jerome, you blacks should have better musical ability.
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Old 02-10-2013, 11:36 AM   #5
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I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

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Old 02-10-2013, 12:01 PM   #6
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Doesn't appear to be online, but a local band called Morgue Orgy used to be known (with a slightly different line-up, possibly) as Just Like Jimmy. My band played a gig with them way back in 2008 and they gave me their EP to listen to, which I still have. Can't find it online anywhere, but there is a track called 'Original Archibald' which describes a man who is a dick to his wife, so she has an affair with his brother. Some of the lyrics include, in two voices:

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Bro: I'm original Archibald's brother Joe, and I'm here to do you up the bum!
Girl: Oooh yeah, will it make me cum?
Bro: Damn right, bitch, _______*!
Girl: You'll have to be very careful though, 'cos I've got a very tight arsehole
Bro: That's ok, I've brought my KY Jelly
Girl: What about my pussy?
Bro: Fuck that, it's too smelly!


*forgotten that line


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Old 02-10-2013, 02:54 PM   #7
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:58 PM   #8
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my friend showed me this, I lol'd
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:59 PM   #9
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:33 PM   #10
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:37 PM   #11
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:37 PM   #12
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It's got 6 million views but I can't help posting it again.

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Old 02-10-2013, 04:01 PM   #13
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:13 PM   #14
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:21 PM   #16
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:25 AM   #17
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