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Old 02-10-2013, 12:51 PM   #21
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Smoked weed once, stole a candy bar when I was young, tons of illegal downloads. Nothing too crazy
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Old 02-10-2013, 12:53 PM   #22
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I raped and murdered a 6 year old BIG STYLE.


Nothing major though.
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Old 02-10-2013, 12:55 PM   #23
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I went on /b/ and someone made a photo mosaic in the shape of Pedobear out of hundreds of CP pics.

I'm not sure if I should have been shocked or impressed
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Old 02-10-2013, 12:59 PM   #24
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I went on /b/ and someone made a photo mosaic in the shape of Pedobear out of hundreds of CP pics.

I'm not sure if I should have been shocked or impressed

So you're saying you've seen hundreds of CP pics.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:02 PM   #25
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:05 PM   #26
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did u watch him die
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:08 PM   #27
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TS is a cop.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:09 PM   #28
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So you're saying you've seen hundreds of CP pics.


So if it's a giant picture made of tons of pictures, does that make it one picture, or hundreds of pictures?
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:12 PM   #29
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I went into an old factory with a couple friends one time, and they sword fought with really long fluorescent lights and smashed in a vintage car windshield. I thought the first thing was funny but the second I was like, "Ok, this is going somewhere bad" lol.

Eventually someone across the street heard the crashing and called the cops, and one walked in and busted us. One friend and myself never damaged anything, so we got to walk back to my house, while the other two were taken to the jail to be chastised. It was a big deal at the time. I think that was my freshman year of highschool, or maybe even 8th grade.

I pretended that my mom never found out, but there's no way she couldn't have.

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I stole a little eraser from my Kindergarten teacher once, and I cried about it that night. My dad said that janitors from the school went into his store all the time and he'd give it back to them, so I felt a little better.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:12 PM   #30
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I once stole like 8 lego bricks from my first school and I felt awful.

Also I once stole a car magazine from Costcutters when I was like 13 b/c peer pressure. Then I felt awful

Oh, underage drinking and drugs, and viewing porn underage.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:18 PM   #31
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Hi guys! Where can I get a job like yours to watch other folks in secrecy? I know the drug-thread has been around for years and not one of the regulars has had an infraction brought upon them by the law for everything they've spilled, but it still sounds neato!

See... we're afraid of "the MAN"; some imaginary evil doer that spends all of his time trying to control our insignificant lives, via a Russian-based guitar forum.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:24 PM   #32
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I buy food from the store and resale it at school (selling isn't allowed at my school) for more money. Badass.jpg
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:31 PM   #33
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me and some friends stole a traffic cone recently

in addition to that me
(and certain items, with help from my friends) have stolen :

a fire extinguisher
several signs (from school or otherwise)
a guitar amp (guy who owned it was a twat)
a foam imitation eiffel tower
a mannequin hand
a piece of lego
a Boss SD1 (gave it back eventually)
a Floor Tom
a stage light thing? (idk what it really is)
a lot of those foam things you put on microphones
a long ass guitar jack (was an accident really)
numerous picks
aaand a small collection of manga

there's more but I can't remember

oh and thousands of songs from the internet yarrr

...actually **** writing this down I feel like a kleptomaniac. Wat do
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:32 PM   #34
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Oh, I stole a megaphone from my last job.

Those pricks were never going to use it.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:41 PM   #35
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:48 PM   #36
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:54 PM   #37
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Buying pirated PS2 games.
Illegal music downloads.
Building secret dirt jumps in the woods which is city property.
Sticking gum underneath desks...
Oh yeah, I'm such a badass.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:56 PM   #38
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I stole 3 packs of Yugioh cards from a flea market when I was 7 or 8. Turns out they were all fake, so I pretty much did a favour getting illicit merchandise off the market.
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:09 PM   #39
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Shoplifting, illegal downloading, watching beastiality porn, littering.
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:12 PM   #40
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WE STOLE A BALLOON!

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