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Old 02-11-2013, 09:24 AM   #81
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:24 AM   #82
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Isnt Glasgow full of criminals with bad accents?

pfft, it's full of criminals with the best accents
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:35 AM   #83
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Nuneaton. They turn the streetlights off after 10pm to save electricity. Oh and they've got 6 fingers on each hand, and half a toe between them.

Smethwick is pretty scummy too.
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Old 02-11-2013, 03:54 PM   #84
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pfft, it's full of criminals with the best accents

But why do you have to talk so slooow? I was watching Amy Macdonald(not from glasgow, but from the same country) on top gear yesterday and i nearly fell asleep.
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Old 02-11-2013, 04:17 PM   #85
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Because if we didn't slow down you wouldn't know what we we're saying. It's a courtesy for the English, every Scot on telly does it.
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Old 02-11-2013, 04:22 PM   #86
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Because if we didn't slow down you wouldn't know what we we're saying. It's a courtesy for the English, every Scot on telly does it.

Oh, i thought the Scots had a naturally speech inpedement
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Old 02-11-2013, 04:23 PM   #87
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Oh, i thought the Scots had a naturally speech inpedement

At least we can spell.
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Old 02-11-2013, 04:27 PM   #88
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At least we can spell.

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Old 02-11-2013, 04:30 PM   #89
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Well it isn't a bad place like Liberia, you probably won't be killed or eaten or raped but the Faroe Islands is the most boring place I've ever been in, we were sailing to Denmark and stopped there on the way, after an half hour or so I wanted to get back to the ship because I was dying of boredom.
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Old 02-11-2013, 04:36 PM   #90
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Well it isn't a bad place like Liberia, you probably won't be killed or eaten or raped but the Faroe Islands is the most boring place I've ever been in, we were sailing to Denmark and stopped there on the way, after an half hour or so I wanted to get back to the ship because I was dying of boredom.


Thats because Denmark is really boring!

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Old 02-11-2013, 04:38 PM   #91
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Old 02-11-2013, 04:51 PM   #92
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Stockton, CA is pretty awful. It's the tenth most dangerous city in America, and the largest city to ever file for Chapter 9 bankruptcy. My ex had relatives down there and I was scared.

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Old 02-12-2013, 01:38 AM   #93
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I would have to say that Edmonton Alberta is the worst place to live. The climate is cold, the sun rarely shines. It is almost impossible to get a job here. The whole place looks like an industrial wasteland. Yuck.

I want to leave this hell hole as soon as possible.

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Edmonton sucks, but not as bad as Fort McMurray
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Old 02-12-2013, 01:48 AM   #94
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I'm guessing nobody watched the documentary in the OP, but if you got to 14:00 you can see an...interesting rap.
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Old 02-12-2013, 01:59 AM   #95
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Marseilles?

It looked pretty ghetto when i went to visit relatives in France.
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Old 02-12-2013, 01:59 AM   #96
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Pfft, anywhere in Iowa.

EDIT: Iowa in general sucks.
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:10 AM   #98
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:15 AM   #99
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When I read the thread title, Liberia was the first place that came to mind. I've been to some pretty miserable places but, based on what I've learned from colleagues who have done work there, they're paradise compared to Liberia.
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