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Old 02-11-2013, 03:01 AM   #61
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How are some people attracted to tits? It's like a sack of meat wrapped in flesh with a nipple on it.

Well in a primal instinct kind of sense, boobs in general are something that nurtures a child. It's a sign of a fertile woman, who could take care of a kid. Feet have nothing to do with procreation at all.
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Old 02-11-2013, 09:48 AM   #62
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Well in a primal instinct kind of sense [...] It's a sign of a fertile woman.


Hasn't this concept been proven untrue to an extent? For starters, look at all the girls out there that have like... AAs and still get laid. I don't know, but a girl with the body of a ten year old boy doesn't look particularly fertile.

You could argue the same thing about studies showing that men find women attractive that have a hips-to-ratio narrow that is so small that they can't physically give birth. Also homosexuality, etc.

Now feet on the other hand... A woman that has horribly mangled feet can't walk as easily, and therefore she can't carry around the child while the men carry the hunting tools. What good it if a woman has a child but she has to leave it behind?
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Old 02-11-2013, 09:52 AM   #63
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With no feet she could still care for that child, with help defending it from other humans. We are a largely social animal. However with no boobs, how can she feed the baby? She can't and it dies.
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:18 AM   #64
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With no feet, how does she run away if they were attacked by wolves? She wouldn't. She would die and then the baby would have no mother.
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:23 AM   #65
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Or the people she is with will help defend her, which is exactly what I just said. Literally my last post said exactly that.. You never realized why people have this primal need to protect babies/children/mothers?
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:35 AM   #66
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I don't think you understand how any of this works.
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:42 AM   #67
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No, no, no, I don't think you understand how this works.
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:45 AM   #68
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Go back to post number 62 and reread that again. You know what, you clearly didn't understand it the first time, so don't even bother.
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:51 AM   #69
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No, you re-read post #35, you clearly don't understand the topic at hand.
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Old 02-11-2013, 11:05 AM   #70
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Hasn't this concept been proven untrue to an extent? For starters, look at all the girls out there that have like... AAs and still get laid. I don't know, but a girl with the body of a ten year old boy doesn't look particularly fertile.

They will have nice faces. Symmetry is also a sign of good genes and shit. Feet are pretty much irrelevant.
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Old 02-11-2013, 12:04 PM   #71
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Nearly anything can become "sexualized". Not just body parts; ANYTHING. Sometimes the connection is clear, sometimes not.
A short step from a "foot fetish" to a "shoe fetish". Or an underwear fetish or nearly anything else you can think of and quite a lot you likely can't, unless you study human sexuality in depth.

Most anything to do with the body gets back to our deeply-programmed tendencies to see the partner as healthy and well-developed and capable of successful reproduction. These things can get warped during our development.
If you want to understand these processes, read about "paraphilia". The late John Money was a prominent authority and has several books.
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Old 02-11-2013, 12:05 PM   #72
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No, he's right...

[url]http://youtu.be/0hm7pp_JFOs/url]

I'm not saying bad bj's don't exist, just that I've always been pleased with them.

And I'm not going to watch that video in class.
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Old 02-11-2013, 12:11 PM   #73
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foot fetish is the most entry level one there is

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

People can fap to and/or be aroused by pretty much anything, and everything.

now 'Turning a human being into a piece of furniture' that's some weird shit right there
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Old 02-11-2013, 12:14 PM   #74
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With no feet, how does she run away if they were attacked by wolves? She wouldn't. She would die and then the baby would have no mother.

Yes but how many wolves do you encounter on a day to day basis?

I wonder if fetishes will catch up with us.
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Old 02-11-2013, 12:23 PM   #75
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now 'Turning a human being into a piece of furniture' that's some weird shit right there


I'd imagine that that would be more like some Ed Gein type shit, but shis reminds me of this one other thing I mentioned a while back, where it was these pictures of girls that were photomanipulated (a classier and more sophisticated term for shooping stuff) into the shapes of various furniture, particularly toilets.
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Old 02-11-2013, 12:40 PM   #76
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How are some people attracted to tits? It's like a sack of meat wrapped in flesh with a nipple on it.


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OT: I've noticed whenever I image search a celebrity female name, one of the related suggestions is always "[name] feet". It must be a pretty common thing if even Google is into it.
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:05 PM   #77
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Well in a primal instinct kind of sense, boobs in general are something that nurtures a child. It's a sign of a fertile woman, who could take care of a kid. Feet have nothing to do with procreation at all.

As poetic as that sounds, it really doesn't tell me much at all about the 'why'. What is 'primal instinct' on a chemical / genetic level? A particular gene-sequence? If so, what's the pattern? Boobs have absolutely nothing to do with procreation either. They are not necessary in the process of making a child. A child can certainly survive without breast-milk, as my late grandfather did back in the USSR, just suckling ground acorns and nuts through a cheesecloth during infancy. Sexuality, attraction and stimulation arise through understanding brain-chemistry and genetics, not perceived 'survival' mechanisms.
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:24 PM   #78
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Ugly feet can instantly kill any attraction I might feel for a girl, even if she is smokin hot everywhere else.

Pretty/cute feet can make an otherwise unattractive girl somewhat appealing.

I have a pretty bad foot fetish, but I'm not one of those guys that likes to smell them when they stink or lick off their toejam. I just really like to look at them and touch them. My wife has extremely cute feet.

If you guys want to have a good laugh, go to wikifeet.com and read the comments on some of the celebrity feet. Those guys take it to another level.
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Old 02-11-2013, 03:58 PM   #79
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foot fetish is the most entry level one there is


now 'Turning a human being into a piece of furniture' that's some weird shit right there

That shit is some next level shit.
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Old 02-11-2013, 04:34 PM   #80
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Pretty/cute feet can make an otherwise unattractive girl somewhat appealing.


Cute?!

That makes about as much sense to me as saying she has cute elbows.
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