02-10-2013, 12:56 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Dealing with misbehaving kids?
Any parents here? How do you deal with a little shit that won't behave? My example is ill go over a friends house and her youngest is a 3 year old who runs around and just is annoying as hell jumping on me and kicking me. If he was mine I would have whipped out the belt because the timeouts ain't working.
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02-10-2013, 12:57 AM
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#lumbob
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Toronto, Canada.
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I hate when kids can't control their morons.
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02-10-2013, 12:57 AM
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星际
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: The lake
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02-10-2013, 12:58 AM
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Dot MPEG
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Buck Hill
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Spank them, it's the only way
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02-10-2013, 01:00 AM
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Absolute territory
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Probably in the FiM thread
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Nothing physical violence can`t handle
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02-10-2013, 01:03 AM
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Hey
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Idk. Probably dead or something.
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Make them smoke a whole carton of cigarets.
Don't matter what they did. Force them to smoke it up.
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02-10-2013, 01:05 AM
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Dot MPEG
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Buck Hill
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Even better, make them dip, then have them drink out of their spit bottle
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02-10-2013, 01:06 AM
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CHOO CHOO!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.S.
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Lock him in a room and make him listen to Cannibal Corpse at full volume.
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02-10-2013, 01:07 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Paris/Manchester
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I tutor a 12 year old boy in maths and although he is a pretty nice kid, jesus christ does he like to make annoying noises.
It's not quite the same as parenting because I only have to put up with him for an hour at a time, but I just don't let him know that he's actually pissing me off and it seems to die down a bit over time. |
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02-10-2013, 01:08 AM
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Caffeinated
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Gainesville
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Stern voice from the start when you mean business works for me!
When my kids meet Pissed off Daddy(Poking the Bear as my wife calls it), they have severe consequences when they ignore my warnings! Probably sounds weak but chores and restriction from certain things they enjoy seems to have a major effect on their behaviour... But i've raised them this way so they tend to mind me and others.
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02-10-2013, 01:12 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Ok cannibal corpse cigarettes bear traps and deep frying seem like great ideas to me
After the discipline then ill go nail his mom thanks guys |
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02-10-2013, 01:20 AM
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UG Fanatic
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Backhand them as hard as you can then backhand their parents.
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02-10-2013, 01:25 AM
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Party That Never Ends
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Patagonia
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Threaten to tell their grandparents how bad they are (take out your phone and dial, etc.)
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02-10-2013, 01:36 AM
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MWAHAHAHAHA!
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: The Frozen North! (read: Northern Wisconsin)
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Yell at their parents about how they're ruining the kids.
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02-10-2013, 01:37 AM
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whyphilsfight
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Whatever is inbetween Pennsylvania and South Dakota
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aww, he just wants to play
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02-10-2013, 02:01 AM
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shut teh fuk ahp u fagits
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: in a frozen barren wasteland (AKA Canada)
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02-10-2013, 02:21 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Earth
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02-10-2013, 02:23 AM
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UG's Math/Physics Major
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Socorro, NM (aka New Mexico Tech)
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I'm not sure what the best method is, but its probably the opposite of what most parents do judging by the kids I see.
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02-10-2013, 02:33 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: West Coast USA
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Don't have kids; there are already 7 billion people on Earth that's enough.
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02-10-2013, 03:02 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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