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Old 02-10-2013, 12:56 AM   #1
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Dealing with misbehaving kids?

Any parents here? How do you deal with a little shit that won't behave? My example is ill go over a friends house and her youngest is a 3 year old who runs around and just is annoying as hell jumping on me and kicking me. If he was mine I would have whipped out the belt because the timeouts ain't working.
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Old 02-10-2013, 12:57 AM   #2
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Old 02-10-2013, 12:57 AM   #3
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Old 02-10-2013, 12:58 AM   #4
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:00 AM   #5
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:03 AM   #6
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Make them smoke a whole carton of cigarets.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:05 AM   #7
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:06 AM   #8
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:07 AM   #9
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I tutor a 12 year old boy in maths and although he is a pretty nice kid, jesus christ does he like to make annoying noises.
It's not quite the same as parenting because I only have to put up with him for an hour at a time, but I just don't let him know that he's actually pissing me off and it seems to die down a bit over time.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:08 AM   #10
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Stern voice from the start when you mean business works for me!

When my kids meet Pissed off Daddy(Poking the Bear as my wife calls it), they have severe consequences when they ignore my warnings! Probably sounds weak but chores and restriction from certain things they enjoy seems to have a major effect on their behaviour...

But i've raised them this way so they tend to mind me and others.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:12 AM   #11
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Ok cannibal corpse cigarettes bear traps and deep frying seem like great ideas to me
After the discipline then ill go nail his mom thanks guys
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:20 AM   #12
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:36 AM   #13
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:37 AM   #14
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:01 AM   #15
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:21 AM   #16
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:23 AM   #17
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I'm not sure what the best method is, but its probably the opposite of what most parents do judging by the kids I see.
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:33 AM   #18
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:02 AM   #19
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:07 AM   #20
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