Originally Posted by goest

And now I'm crying with laughter.

Originally Posted by slash_GNR666

You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.

Originally Posted by Kind, Non-Existant User

Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.

Originally Posted by element4433

Hey guys, has anybody mentioned the half your age plus seven thing yet?

Originally Posted by Crimes of Passion

In the brilliant autumn of 1997, Dylan Healy was sentenced, first at the federal courthouse and the next day in state court, at Providence’s red-brick Licht Judicial Complex. The convict sat in flimsy leg shackles and prison orange, looking more stunned than repentant, while the clerk recited the convictions and penalties like a medieval Catholic litany, announcing each act of “felonious sexual assault with a minor,” along with each separate period of penance. Dylan received twelve to twenty-four years on sixteen state charges, including twelve counts of felonious sexual assault, plus two federal counts of crossing state lines to have sex with a minor-the Mann Act, passed in 1915, at the height of the white-slavery panic. After the reading of each count and its penalty, the judge asked the defendant to affirm that he understood.

He did understand-literally, at any rate. But the statement Dylan’s lawyer read for him spoke more of the tragedy of emotional ill health and immaturity than of criminal malice, more of misbegotten love than criminal misconduct. “I accept full responsibility," the statement began, insisting it was not meant “to excuse or minimize” Dylan’s crimes. But as he told of a childhood and youth plagued by unbearable shyness and loneliness, redeemed by a girl who “made me feel happier than I had ever felt [and] who brought joy into my life,” it did not appear that he understood or accepted the moral lesson his punishment was meant to teach. Indeed (a strategic misstep, taken against advice of counsel), Dylan seemed to be confessing that he’d do it all again. As the obstacles to their being together mounted, Dylan said, so did his obsession: “I loved her beyond reason and fled with the one I loved.”

Originally Posted by Eastwinn

funny enough, i was just reading about statutory rape.

Originally Posted by beadhangingOne

Don't think so, how does that one work?

Originally Posted by Rockford_rocks

Yeah, what a coincidence.

Originally Posted by dmbb1239

What would you say is the cutoff for acceptable age differences in relationships?

Originally Posted by morespace!!

Is Joshua Garcia an admin?

Originally Posted by Nelsean

At heart yes, but in his balls, he is a god.