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Old 02-13-2013, 02:52 PM   #1
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What is the one thing

If you could do one, 100% non-sexual, thing with a porn star - what would you do?

Simple question.

I'm thinking something along the lines of

playing a game of chess with them
or getting a picture taken with them of me giving them a piggy back ride or an epic high five.

What about you?
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:52 PM   #2
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:54 PM   #3
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:57 PM   #4
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:58 PM   #5
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A little "just friends" spooning.
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:59 PM   #6
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Go drinking with Rosie Jones.



Then do sexual things.
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:00 PM   #7
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:04 PM   #8
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What counts as sexual exactly? That's pretty subjective.
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:06 PM   #9
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:07 PM   #10
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:07 PM   #11
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What counts as sexual exactly? That's pretty subjective.

Massage isn't sexual if it isn't a sexual massage.
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:10 PM   #12
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Massage isn't sexual if it isn't a sexual massage.


I wasn't referring to that specifically, but since you mention it, one could argue that being touched in any way by a pornstar could be considered somewhat sexual.
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:11 PM   #13
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I wasn't referring to that specifically, but since you mention it, one could argue that being touched in any way by a pornstar could be considered somewhat sexual.

I disagree.
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:20 PM   #14
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:21 PM   #15
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Watch Futurama.

Adventure Time's cool, too, I guess.
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:22 PM   #16
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I would throw her in the basement with the rest of my slave *****s.
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:24 PM   #17
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:26 PM   #18
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i'd hold hands with kristina rose soo hard
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Old 02-13-2013, 04:02 PM   #19
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I'd convince her to do better in life. She doesn't need this! She's better than this! I'll convince her to be an actor! In a very non-porno way! Then, with a lot of hard work, she'll make it big. Then she'll thank me, spread her wings, and fly.









Then I'd wanna bang her.
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Old 02-13-2013, 04:04 PM   #20
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idk make friends or something? what kind of question is this?
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