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Old 02-12-2013, 02:22 AM   #41
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Going to uni night to pick up a lonely single lady
Or get with this girl I've had a couple of things with.
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:30 AM   #42
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Doing normal Thursday stuff but something might happen with this one girl, idk.

It probably won't, give up now.
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:33 AM   #43
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It probably won't, give up now.


I keep telling myself that it won't so I CAN give up. But it probably will.
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:37 AM   #44
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:30 AM   #45
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:37 AM   #46
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I've got a date with Miss Palmer and her 5 students.

this.

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Old 02-12-2013, 03:47 AM   #47
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:50 AM   #48
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I'll probably whirl my wang in a windmill-like fashion in the parking lot at work, just for the hell of it.
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:53 AM   #49
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I've got nothing planned so far. It's two days away, that's a long time
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:55 AM   #50
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:58 AM   #51
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Getting drunk with a bunch of other single dudes.

Who are not gay, except for one.
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:55 AM   #52
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:04 AM   #53
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Preparing for the day after Valentine's candy sale.

Hell yeah!

OT: Having my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. :3
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:09 AM   #54
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Day will go as normal.
In the evening I'm going to see Die Hard w/ my gf and a hairy friend of mine.
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:17 AM   #55
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Day will go as normal.
In the evening I'm going to see Die Hard w/ my gf and a hairy friend of mine.

die hard?
i wis i had a bb lek dat (
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:30 AM   #56
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Get my GF yellow roses and lilies (her fav color/flowers), going to a local pub for v-day dinner and drinks, then home to watch a good movie (probably Django Unchained. Great ****ing movie) and lots of sloppy drunken sex. The way every v-day should be.
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:33 AM   #57
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:43 AM   #58
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meeting up at a mate's house and jamming all day long. will be getting a call from a girl i have a thing for at some point during the day so that's something
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:43 AM   #59
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Cry/masturbate.
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:49 AM   #60
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Sounds like a plan!
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