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Old 02-12-2013, 11:17 PM   #1
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So at my family's house for a get together and let me tell you the food was stellar but then something unforgettabley horrific happened so i'm sitting at the table when i feel something paw at my legs afraid of what it might be i refused to get up then it started to climb my legs and reach for my trouser snake i was getting quite nervous i let out a fear fart but to my bewilderment it was a mystic shart just when i thought it might be over then the furry beast (our cat colonial meowmentins) jumped on top of my flaccid friend and started to need my crystal balls like a spool of yarn my trouser snake rose in a intense furry and spurt i let out a wail and my face was as wide as a galactic hole my family rose in express surprise i tried to pass it off as a scroto spasm but just as i thought they started to believe my liquid mojo started to trickle down my legs and pool at my feet colonial meowmentins started to lick it up and hiss in a furnishing way the family toke note and rose from their seats to see what was up only to find a pool of my holy goo at my feet unable to explain i ran out of the house to gather my thoughts finally releasing my thoughts by following @imgliverd on twiter
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:20 PM   #2
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I'm not going to follow, but... I have no idea what I just read....






























......No seriously... what did I just read?
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:21 PM   #3
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sounds like you released more than your thoughts...

so yeah, I doubt this thread will be around very long. In fact, I suspect it will be locked before I post this.
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:21 PM   #4
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:21 PM   #5
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:24 PM   #6
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:24 PM   #7
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......No seriously... what did I just read?

the events of last tuesdays family Reunion.
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:25 PM   #8
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...so

Get it? Queso!?!?!
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:27 PM   #9
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...so

Get it? Queso!?!?!

I thought that might of been what he was eluding too.
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:28 PM   #10
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You wouldn't have that problem if you didn't jerk off at the dinner table.
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:28 PM   #11
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:28 PM   #12
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:31 PM   #13
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:32 PM   #14
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So a cat touched your balls... You soiled your trousers... And then you creamed?


I just re-read this and lost my shit
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:32 PM   #15
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You wouldn't have that problem if you didn't jerk off at the dinner table.

how else was my trouser snake suppose to defend his territory?
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:35 PM   #17
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:36 PM   #18
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So a cat touched your balls... You soiled your trousers... And then you creamed?

That pretty much sums alot of it up.
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:40 PM   #19
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I gotta say, the phrase "mystic shart" does make me chuckle.
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:44 PM   #20
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he looks quiet like my uncle julius.
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