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Old 02-13-2013, 03:25 PM   #1
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:28 PM   #2
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I can't even make that joke without ruining it. Shame.
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:32 PM   #3
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:35 PM   #4
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Any sort of tranny stuff (or just queer stuff in general) can really stop a conversation.
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:37 PM   #5
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:37 PM   #6
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:40 PM   #7
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Any sort of tranny stuff (or just queer stuff in general) can really stop a conversation.


Especially when you start with the whole 'damn, taping my dick down really doesn't work.'

And it's like, yeah dude. I can see that.
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:46 PM   #8
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Or randomly interject, "That's how I get off," whenever you feel it's inappropriate.
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:47 PM   #9
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:50 PM   #10
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I hardly find myself in conversations I want stopped. I'm not very talkative in person. I'm not shy, just not a big talker.

Now, when I'm on the internet....
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:50 PM   #11
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:51 PM   #12
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So, how about that rape?
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:54 PM   #13
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:54 PM   #14
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So, how about that rape?

Unless it's here where a 7 page discussion will then take place about it.
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:55 PM   #15
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:56 PM   #16
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:57 PM   #17
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This weathers pretty mediocre, huh?
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Old 02-13-2013, 04:01 PM   #18
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Old 02-13-2013, 04:02 PM   #19
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"I enjoy the thought of killing babies." Most people give you weird looks.

The bros around here would laugh, brofist, and butt-chug until they fall asleep under the same sheets.

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Old 02-13-2013, 04:08 PM   #20
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popping a boner is generally the most effective way to kill a conversation.
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