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Old 02-13-2013, 06:48 PM   #41
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"F**k off and leave me alone you c**t."

"Next person who talks gets a dick in the mouth"

I'm no pure hard or anything this just stops things.


The second option is the second most commonly uttered chat up line in every gay bar I've ever been in
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Old 02-13-2013, 06:58 PM   #42
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This always works. People I talk to always are like nudging in closer to me it's like whoah bro, stop talking and realize how close you are to *lick*
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Old 02-13-2013, 07:07 PM   #43
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Old 02-13-2013, 07:28 PM   #44
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Old 02-13-2013, 07:35 PM   #45
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Best discussion stopper
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Old 02-13-2013, 07:46 PM   #46
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Really surprised but I honestly can't think of any. I think people may have become too used to me.

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I said these today though
"I'd let Karen Gillan shit on me"
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"that's like a step away from pedophilia"
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Old 02-13-2013, 07:50 PM   #47
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My personal favorite is : do you like death metal?
Some girl I know kept blabbering about bvb
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Old 02-13-2013, 07:55 PM   #48
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My personal favorite is : do you like death metal?
Some girl I know kept blabbering about bvb

What a terrible fucking band...*shakes head*

They're not Death Metal, btw.
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Old 02-13-2013, 08:34 PM   #49
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Old 02-13-2013, 09:21 PM   #50
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What a terrible fucking band...*shakes head*

They're not Death Metal, btw.

Lol, I know they suck, I just trying to shut her up and it worked.
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Old 02-14-2013, 08:35 AM   #51
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Old 02-14-2013, 08:37 AM   #52
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I tend to kill most conversations because I act dumb. And that's about right becausw I am dumb.
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Old 02-14-2013, 08:40 AM   #53
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popping a boner is generally the most effective way to kill a conversation.


Unless the guy you are talking to is gay.



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Old 02-14-2013, 09:14 AM   #54
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"oh that's cool"

even if said enthusiastically it usually results in the other person saying "yeah" and nothing else
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:17 AM   #55
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"That's cool. I have to go, talk to you later dude".

Crazy, right?
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:22 AM   #56
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Unless the guy you are talking to is gay.


I like how you correctly assumed that nobody in the Pit talks to girls ever.
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:01 AM   #57
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I usually say up for anal sex? It doesn't work if they are gay.
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