02-13-2013, 06:48 PM
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Join Date: May 2009
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The second option is the second most commonly uttered chat up line in every gay bar I've ever been in |
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02-13-2013, 06:58 PM
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Dirigo
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dreaming in Polyrhythms
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 This always works. People I talk to always are like nudging in closer to me it's like whoah bro, stop talking and realize how close you are to *lick*
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╘MESHUG╦G╗AH Dubstep can wubba wubba, fuzzfuzza, and WOMP WOMP... But only rock n' roll can COWBELL!!!!!!!!! ♦
♦ ♦ I demand that you like my reverbnation page |
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02-13-2013, 07:07 PM
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Pre-pro
Join Date: Sep 2009
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Feel 'em
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02-13-2013, 07:28 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: UK
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Honesty.
Say the first thing that comes to your head , regardless of consequence. |
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02-13-2013, 07:35 PM
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something something
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: mystery land of course
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Best discussion stopper
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And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor. |
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02-13-2013, 07:46 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Sirius
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Really surprised but I honestly can't think of any. I think people may have become too used to me.
dno I said these today though "I'd let Karen Gillan shit on me" and "that's like a step away from pedophilia" |
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02-13-2013, 07:50 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2012
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My personal favorite is : do you like death metal?
Some girl I know kept blabbering about bvb |
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02-13-2013, 07:55 PM
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MWAHAHAHAHA!
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: The Frozen North! (read: Northern Wisconsin)
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What a terrible fucking band...*shakes head* They're not Death Metal, btw. |
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02-13-2013, 08:34 PM
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UG Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
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Did you know there was a Judge named Learned Hand?
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02-13-2013, 09:21 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2012
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Lol, I know they suck, I just trying to shut her up and it worked. |
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02-14-2013, 08:37 AM
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UG Freak
Join Date: Oct 2009
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I tend to kill most conversations because I act dumb. And that's about right becausw I am dumb.
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02-14-2013, 08:40 AM
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UG's Old Fart
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Earth
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Unless the guy you are talking to is gay. Mine : Vomit on them.
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02-14-2013, 09:14 AM
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Amy is green.
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: on your head
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"oh that's cool"
even if said enthusiastically it usually results in the other person saying "yeah" and nothing else |
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02-14-2013, 09:17 AM
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UG Member
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Toronto, Canada.
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"That's cool. I have to go, talk to you later dude".
Crazy, right?
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Marijuana: Not even once
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02-14-2013, 09:22 AM
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Kristen's gonna eat you.
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: I don't know
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I like how you correctly assumed that nobody in the Pit talks to girls ever.
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To die without leaving a corpse... That is the way of us Garo. Tranny Stuff (May 2nd) | Soundcloud | Now you have no excuse... | Just a thought... |
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02-14-2013, 10:01 AM
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UG's Frolestia
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Canterlot Bitches!
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I usually say up for anal sex? It doesn't work if they are gay.
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