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Old 02-13-2013, 10:25 PM   #41
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The best part of being a girl is that I always have a girl to touch my penis on Valentine's Day. And she certainly knows her way around a penis.
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:31 PM   #42
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i have school all day then loney crywank in the livingroom while my famliy goes out to have a nice day with their dates
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:39 PM   #43
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Happy Valentine's Day to everyone out there!
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:47 PM   #44
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:50 PM   #45
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It 2:50AM and I'm sitting up talking to my ex for the first time in six months, wut.
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