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Old 02-14-2013, 12:24 AM   #21
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:25 AM   #22
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Don't you mean
Who would you want to do on Valentine's?

@ Thread Title.
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:29 AM   #23
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I want to make a movie version of "50 Shades of Gray" and cast Zooey Deschanel, Emma Watson, and Ellen Page in it. But then just abandon the storyline altogether and make it a 2 1/2 hour porno, and then charge people $50 to see it. Because at least 100 million people would want to watch it, and $50 times 100 million equals 5 billion dollars. All of which can go back into the US economy, helping us out of the deficit. Rinse and repeat with "50 Shads of Gray 2" with three more actresses.


GEEEEEENNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!






just swap watson with stone though....please?
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:32 AM   #24
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I want to make a movie version of "50 Shades of Gray" and cast Zooey Deschanel, Emma Watson, and Ellen Page in it. But then just abandon the storyline altogether and make it a 2 1/2 hour porno, and then charge people $50 to see it. Because at least 100 million people would want to watch it, and $50 times 100 million equals 5 billion dollars. All of which can go back into the US economy, helping us out of the deficit. Rinse and repeat with "50 Shads of Gray 2" with three more actresses.



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just swap watson with stone though....please?

Yea, this though

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Old 02-14-2013, 12:32 AM   #25
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:33 AM   #26
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I still don't get why people think Emma Watson is hot.
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:36 AM   #27
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Don't you mean
Who would you want to do on Valentine's?

@ Thread Title.

Essentially the same thing, but going that way would put hours between each post since the list goes on and on and on.
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:39 AM   #28
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:48 AM   #29
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:52 AM   #30
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:06 AM   #31
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Call up a female friend and have a nice dinner and chat for the evening. Nothing romantic or sexual, just enjoy each others company. We'd go home then never speak of it again.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:09 AM   #32
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go to see the new die hard movie with my girlfriend.

which is exactly what i am doing.

because she is ****ing awesome.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:20 AM   #33
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Talk to someone.
Anyone.
Anybody at all.
That's not on UG.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:22 AM   #34
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Not write my mid term tomorrow, and not have to study for another midterm right after that. I would like to go jam with some friends since cause I'm to busy for a significant other
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:07 AM   #35
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I'm teaching and then have to attend class. I'm so incredibly miserable that I feel like I might actually kill myself.



me? well yeah. you know. what they said.
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:36 AM   #36
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Discover that this girl I'm crushing hard on loves me and has great aptitude for rhythm guitar.

I'm settling for not cutting myself and crying quietly tho...

Also someone would give me lots of expensive guitars because they realized my potential as a performer.

But I will still settle for weeping gently...

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Old 02-14-2013, 03:41 AM   #37
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I have a girlfriend (dated for 14+ months), a swarovski key ring, and some cheesy (not literally) heart shaped box of chocolates, but no plan to go anywhere :|

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Old 02-14-2013, 03:46 AM   #38
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I'm gonna go to work and come home after. It's a Thursday so that's what I would do given the choice, anyway.
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Old 02-14-2013, 04:23 AM   #39
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Cuddle all day with someone I like.

I actually did that today though except then I forgot that I promised to meet someone for lunch so the cuddling ended after a few hours. It was nice though.
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:01 AM   #40
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Meshuggah is playing a show in Philly tonight. I'd rather be doing that.

But it's koo, as I'm going to their show on Saturday.
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