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Old 02-14-2013, 12:42 AM   #1
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So I could have burned down my kitchen making toast...
Yeaaaah...

Since my toaster exploded last week, i've been made to use the oven grill to make my precious delicious toast.

I let the oven heat up for about 5 minutes and used a towel to grab the tray and the ****ing towel set on fire (first time i've ever experienced fire). Anyways I threw it on the floor and stamped on it a few times. Luckily the fire didn't catch onto my robe I am wearing or catch my hair (does hair even catch fire?)

Have you ever had anything similar to this happen to you?
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:44 AM   #2
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don't play with fire

for future reference, kleenex tissues are extremely flammable
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:44 AM   #3
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Yeaaaah...

Since my toaster exploded last week, i've been made to use the oven grill to make my precious delicious toast.

I let the oven heat up for about 5 minutes and used a towel to grab the tray and the ****ing towel set on fire (first time i've ever experienced fire). Anyways I threw it on the floor and stamped on it a few times. Luckily the fire didn't catch onto my robe I am wearing or catch my hair (does hair even catch fire?)

Have you ever had anything similar to this happen to you?


dude, what?
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:44 AM   #4
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:46 AM   #5
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(first time i've ever experienced fire)
What ****ing planet have you been living on?
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:47 AM   #6
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:48 AM   #7
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:49 AM   #8
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What ****ing planet have you been living on?


I live in a safe household where i've never been trusted with cooking and such.
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:50 AM   #9
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oven gloves exist for this reason.


Thought a towel was just as good
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:53 AM   #10
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Lol first time you've ever experienced fire. That's so caveman.
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:54 AM   #11
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What, never experienced fire. Like at all? Wut? That's kinda ****ed.

I can build a bonfire like a mofo. It's all about the log cabin.

In other news, yes, hair can catch fire, and it produces the worst smell imaginable.
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:55 AM   #12
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(first time i've ever experienced fire)

You don't have a stove?

or a fireplace?

matches?


lighter?


bonfire?


wutwutwutwutwut
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:56 AM   #13
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You don't have a stove?

or a fireplace?

matches?


lighter?


bonfire?


wutwutwutwutwut
or a gundam with thrusters?
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:57 AM   #14
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You don't have a stove?

or a fireplace?

matches?


lighter?


bonfire?


wutwutwutwutwut


None of the above.
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:57 AM   #15
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or a gundam with thrusters?

I knew I was missing something
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:59 AM   #16
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I knew I was missing something

who's the caveman now
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:59 AM   #17
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Lol first time you've ever experienced fire. That's so caveman.


Nah yo that's before the caveman, that's some Australopithecus shit
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Did you have a childhood/adulthood???????


DO YOU EVEN EXIST??????????
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:00 AM   #19
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Have you ever had anything similar to this happen to you?

Why ask if you know the answer is no? This thread was clearly made to revolve around you.
But I'll definitely be the first to let you know if my house burnt down because I was making toast.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:01 AM   #20
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None of the above.

So you have an over without a stovetop?

Or is it electric?

So many questions.
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