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Old 02-14-2013, 01:12 AM   #21
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Why ask if you know the answer is no? This thread was clearly made to revolve around you.
But I'll definitely be the first to let you know if my house burnt down because I was making toast.


I don't know the answer... Maybe some of you guys have had experiences with fire in other scenarios, I wanna know.

And as for the questions about my existence/stoves etc. I'm 17, never learnt how to cook, was never trusted, don't trust myself (even less after what just happened) and i've never played with fire.

Oh yeah and electric top.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:13 AM   #22
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Its ok TS I sympathize. I use towels to pick up cooking sheets all the time. Never had one catch fire though. Oven gloves are gay, might as well wear a pink apron and a tampon while you cook your pizza.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:14 AM   #23
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TS how the shit do you live to be 17 and not have played with fire???
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:18 AM   #24
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TS how the shit do you live to be 17 and not have played with fire???




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Old 02-14-2013, 01:20 AM   #25
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(first time i've ever experienced fire)
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:20 AM   #26
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Okay! Fireworks! You HAVE to had set off some fireworks at some point in your life, right?
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:21 AM   #27
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TS how the shit do you live to be 17 and not have played with fire???

This, I'd done the-lighter-and-flyspray flamethrower thing when I was 7 or something.
Just last week I was striking matches and putting them out on my tongue.
Live a little TS.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:24 AM   #28
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when i was seventeen i think all my friends and i did was play with fire

i was the guy standing fifty feet to the left ready to run
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:24 AM   #29
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Okay! Fireworks! You HAVE to had set off some fireworks at some point in your life, right?


Nope, you have to be 18 to buy/light fireworks here. My parents never trusted me.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:27 AM   #30
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Nope, you have to be 18 to buy/light fireworks here. My parents never trusted me.

Okay that is seriously messed up. My grandma let me set off fireworks. And I started it about 14. And it was at her house.

Well... What's left....
...Ever blow the candles out on a birthday cake?
...Please tell me you at least got birthday cake with candles lit.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:29 AM   #31
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Okay that is seriously messed up. My grandma let me set off fireworks. And I started it about 14. And it was at her house.

Well... What's left....
...Ever blow the candles out on a birthday cake?
...You did get a birthday cake with candles lit, right?


I think I remember one time, I must have only been about 7 or 8 at the time... Thats about it.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:30 AM   #32
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I think I remember one time, I must have only been about 7 or 8 at the time... Thats about it.

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TS: i insist you get some celluloid picks and put them on the stove,
this is sad, funny, but sad.

EDIT (don't hurt me) Actually don't because that's against pit rules but the sentiment remains.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:32 AM   #33
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lol at your parents trying to keep you safe, yet not giving you the experience to cook a proper meal.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:35 AM   #34
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Have you never in your life had the urge to play with fire? Do you have friends? Have you been outside?

I'm in serious doubt about your existence at this point.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:38 AM   #35
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I live in a safe household where i've never been trusted with cooking and such.


Apparently for good reason.

Everything burns.


Tip : Don't ever go camping.


I don't think I'd even trust you in any environment that contains oxygen.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:41 AM   #36
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Have you never in your life had the urge to play with fire? Do you have friends? Have you been outside?

I'm in serious doubt about your existence at this point.


No urges

Friends? I had a couple of friends up until about 10 that I'd play Football (soccer if you're american) with, we never did anything like playing with fire...

Since then I have friends, but I only talk to them in college... I don't hang around with people outside.
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I have a question: TS have you ever done anything even slightly adventurous or dangerous at all?

Perhaps you held an unsanded piece of timber, boldly ignoring the risk of deadly splinters, or wore pants with a fly sans underpants or (god forbid) touched an insect?
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:43 AM   #38
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:46 AM   #39
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I have a question: TS have you ever done anything even slightly adventurous or dangerous at all?

Perhaps you held an unsanded piece of timber, boldly ignoring the risk of deadly splinters, or wore pants with a fly sans underpants or (god forbid) touched an insect?

Did you ever play Borderlands and picked a fight with someone who was a bagillion levels higher than you?!?!?
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:47 AM   #40
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I have a question: TS have you ever done anything even slightly adventurous or dangerous at all?

Perhaps you held an unsanded piece of timber, boldly ignoring the risk of deadly splinters, or wore pants with a fly sans underpants or (god forbid) touched an insect?


Probably one of the worst things that ever happened to me from something dangerous was when I was about 14-15 and I got a paper/cardboard cut from sliding a box open. Not making that mistake again.

Also for my GCSE's I took Electronic Products so it mean't I had to use a soldering iron and sandpaper some wood.
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