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Old 02-14-2013, 01:55 AM   #41
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Once I was spraying lysol with a lighter and caught my bedroom curtains on fire, what a dumbass. Another time my idiot friend I never really liked lit a huge fireworks in there too, it would've fuked us all, like a $20 one. He panicked and threw it lit to my excellent friend who was super sharp and he pulled out the wick, saved our house and more. Few years later he killed himself at 18, RIP Skinny!
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:12 AM   #42
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...Wait... Your toaster exploded?
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:15 AM   #43
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...Wait... Your toaster exploded?


Yeah my brother was making toast the other week... It was really old and the ash or whatever its called hadn't been emptied from the bottom for a LONG time it seemed, could have been the cause of it to explode.
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:17 AM   #44
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:19 AM   #45
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TS, you are a deprived child. Go light some shit on fire.
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:30 AM   #46
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I had to use a soldering iron and sandpaper some wood.

were you wearing protective gear?
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:35 AM   #47
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What, never experienced fire. Like at all? Wut? That's kinda ****ed.

I can build a bonfire like a mofo. It's all about the log cabin.

In other news, yes, hair can catch fire, and it produces the worst smell imaginable.

Skunk, vomit, swamps, sulfur, rotten food, landfill, poop.. I could go on and on and on about how there are a trillion smells worse than burnt human hair. It's not even that bad.
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:37 AM   #48
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I'd say that burnt hair is on-par with skunk smell. But nothing is as bad as old, festered, raw flesh.
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:39 AM   #49
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Once I was spraying lysol with a lighter and caught my bedroom curtains on fire, what a dumbass. Another time my idiot friend I never really liked lit a huge fireworks in there too, it would've fuked us all, like a $20 one. He panicked and threw it lit to my excellent friend who was super sharp and he pulled out the wick, saved our house and more. Few years later he killed himself at 18, RIP Skinny!

Normally I don't use pics like this, but...

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Old 02-14-2013, 02:42 AM   #50
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Normally I don't use pics like this, but...




Not laughing at the story, but that response is the perfect use of the meme.
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:59 AM   #51
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Old 02-14-2013, 03:07 AM   #52
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Probably one of the worst things that ever happened to me from something dangerous was when I was about 14-15 and I got a paper/cardboard cut from sliding a box open. Not making that mistake again.

Also for my GCSE's I took Electronic Products so it mean't I had to use a soldering iron and sandpaper some wood.


So the most dangerous things you've experienced are sanding and a paper cut. Seriously TS, go live a little bit.
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:08 AM   #53
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Butter + pan + sliced bread = really delicious toast.
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:15 AM   #54
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Playing with fire and sandpaper
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:31 AM   #55
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Butter + pan + sliced bread = really delicious toast.


+ cheese. LOTS of cheese.


TS, you should try skydiving next.
But don't bring your toaster with you.

Have you ever gotten frostbite from scooping out your own ice cream?
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:40 AM   #56
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don't play with fire

for future reference, kleenex tissues are extremely flammable


And by flammable, he means inflammable.

Dish towels shouldn't catch fire. Don't pull it out with a wet towel either, you might as well use your bare hand in that case.
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:21 AM   #57
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Get a new toaster before you kill us all, you dopey twat.
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:27 AM   #58
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When I was 13 I was making homemade bombs...

TS, I was going to call you Amish but even they use fire.
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:29 AM   #59
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So you're telling me you could've died? That's awesome, keep trying
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:35 AM   #60
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I wanted to tease you, but pretty much all the bases are covered...
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