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Old 02-14-2013, 06:17 PM   #1
madcaleb165
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Waiting on the Cell to Split (Parody of Waiting on the World to Change)

[Verse]
Me and all my friends,
Were talking ‘bout the cycle.
How the nucleus has to condense,
And how all the phases are vital.
[Verse]
Now we know,
All the processes it must go through,
Before it can go through cytokinesis.
The longest is the interphase,
And from there the time decreases.
[Chorus]
That’s why we’re waiting, (waiting)
Waiting on the cell to split.
We keep on waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the cell to split.
It doesn’t happen by osmosis,
Just a process called mitosis.
So we’re waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the cell to split.

[Verse]
Now if DNA had the power,
To package info on their own,
There would never be a prophase,
No more need for chromosome.
And when you trust the nucleoli,
To do their jobs all by themselves,
Be prepared to be let down some,
Because they need a little help.

[Chorus]
We’re waiting, (waiting)
Waiting on the cell to split.
We keep on waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the cell to split.
It doesn’t happen by osmosis,
Just a process called mitosis.
So we’re waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the cell to split.

[Bridge]
After we’re all done,
We find that the cell has split just once.
But if it’s just a sex cell,
The dividing’s not yet done.
It’s a process called meiosis,
And it’s similar to mitosis.
But that’s a story for another day,
Now the cells go their separate ways.

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