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Old 02-14-2013, 05:02 PM   #21
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I don't know about most important, but my favorite part is my belly.
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:13 PM   #22
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I once heard the most important part of your body is the one that currently hurts.
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:17 PM   #23
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:39 PM   #24
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:42 PM   #25
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:44 PM   #26
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:57 PM   #27
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:12 PM   #28
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THE BODY PARTS MEETING

One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge:

The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The hands said: "Without me we wouldn't be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The stomach said: "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we'd starve. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The legs said: "Without me we wouldn't be able to move anywhere. I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

Then the rectum said: "I think I should be in charge."
All the rest of the parts said: YOU?!!
You don't do anything! You're not as important as we are, surely!
You can't be in charge!"

So the rectum closed up...
After a few days, the legs were all wobbly,
the stomach was all queasy,
the hands were all shaky,
the eyes were all watery,
and the brain was all cloudy.
They all agreed that they couldn't take any more of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge.

The moral of the story?
You don't have to be the most important to be in charge....
just an asshole!
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:12 PM   #29
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:13 PM   #30
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:41 PM   #31
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Old 02-14-2013, 08:55 PM   #32
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Honestly I'd say the dick is the most important part, and I'm not trying to be funny. Without it, we couldn't reproduce, and what guy (other than those who feel they were born a woman) would rather have his dick chopped off than another part of his body?
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:26 PM   #33
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every part is equally important to me..
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:28 PM   #34
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THE BODY PARTS MEETING

One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge:

The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The hands said: "Without me we wouldn't be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The stomach said: "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we'd starve. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The legs said: "Without me we wouldn't be able to move anywhere. I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

Then the rectum said: "I think I should be in charge."
All the rest of the parts said: YOU?!!
You don't do anything! You're not as important as we are, surely!
You can't be in charge!"

So the rectum closed up...
After a few days, the legs were all wobbly,
the stomach was all queasy,
the hands were all shaky,
the eyes were all watery,
and the brain was all cloudy.
They all agreed that they couldn't take any more of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge.

The moral of the story?
You don't have to be the most important to be in charge....
just an asshole!

hehe, I liked that.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:47 PM   #35
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:53 PM   #36
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Honestly I'd say the dick is the most important part, and I'm not trying to be funny. Without it, we couldn't reproduce, and what guy (other than those who feel they were born a woman) would rather have his dick chopped off than another part of his body?

Would you rather lose your dick or your dominant arm?
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:57 PM   #37
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Unlikely to lose just one given that they're almost-permanently joined.
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:13 PM   #38
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:19 PM   #39
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:52 PM   #40
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