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Uh, guys, do you not know how dicks work? Because it's not really the dick that allows you to impregnate a bitch, it's more the balls. Without the dick, there's still artificial insemination. Without the balls, YOU'RE ****ING STERILE.
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Earth
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My traps.
Actually, make that my entire upper body. And my penis. And my lower body. All of me rocks. |
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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but its the dick that does the good feelings thingy |
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Join Date: Dec 2012
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Oh, definitely. But all the morons saying, "The penis cos without it we couldn't continue mankind" are... well... morons.
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Just look at my username, clearly it states my eyes are the best parts.
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: south dakota, united states
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my hands.
or abdominals lol
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Join Date: Dec 2012
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You mean Gary Coleman's forearm?
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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My intestines.
But maybe I'm biased because I went to the hospital because they decided to screw themselves up. |
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: West Palm Beach, America's Wang
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You need both, ya dipshit. |
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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Actually all we need are testicles and a needle to reproduce.
Brain. Guy who said we are our words obviously doesn't do much. |
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Louth, Ireland
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The gooch.
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: West Palm Beach, America's Wang
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You're a funny guy, you know that? |
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: West Palm Beach, America's Wang
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Well, according to that logic, the needle would be acting as a detachable, surrogate penis. |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: ₪
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lol get a look at this queer anyways its still my flesh flute |
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Join Date: Oct 2009
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My brain although I'm pretty close to full blown retarded but I haven't got there yet.
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: On an Island
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Small, black, wrinkled and dead? |
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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Exactly. It's a lot harder to replace the brain. |
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Join Date: Jun 2012
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penis
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Join Date: May 2012
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My arms or my butt because without my arms brushing my teeth would be weird and without my butt to use as a cushion sitting on chairs would be incredibly uncomfortable.
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