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Old 02-14-2013, 10:59 PM   #41
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:23 AM   #42
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Uh, guys, do you not know how dicks work? Because it's not really the dick that allows you to impregnate a bitch, it's more the balls. Without the dick, there's still artificial insemination. Without the balls, YOU'RE ****ING STERILE.
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:27 AM   #43
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:32 AM   #44
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Uh, guys, do you not know how dicks work? Because it's not really the dick that allows you to impregnate a bitch, it's more the balls. Without the dick, there's still artificial insemination. Without the balls, YOU'RE ****ING STERILE.

but its the dick that does the good feelings thingy
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Old 02-15-2013, 01:26 AM   #45
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but its the dick that does the good feelings thingy


Oh, definitely. But all the morons saying, "The penis cos without it we couldn't continue mankind" are... well... morons.
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:04 AM   #46
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:05 AM   #47
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or abdominals lol
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:55 AM   #48
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Just look at my username, clearly it states my eyes are the best parts.


You mean Gary Coleman's forearm?
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:03 AM   #49
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But maybe I'm biased because I went to the hospital because they decided to screw themselves up.
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Old 05-11-2013, 10:46 AM   #50
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Oh, definitely. But all the morons saying, "The penis cos without it we couldn't continue mankind" are... well... morons.


You need both, ya dipshit.
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Old 05-11-2013, 10:55 AM   #51
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Actually all we need are testicles and a needle to reproduce.
Brain.
Guy who said we are our words obviously doesn't do much.
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Old 05-11-2013, 11:11 AM   #52
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Old 05-11-2013, 11:48 AM   #53
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You're a funny guy, you know that?
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Old 05-11-2013, 11:52 AM   #54
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Actually all we need are testicles and a needle to reproduce.
Brain.
Guy who said we are our words obviously doesn't do much.


Well, according to that logic, the needle would be acting as a detachable, surrogate penis.
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Old 05-11-2013, 11:53 AM   #55
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Uh, guys, do you not know how dicks work? Because it's not really the dick that allows you to impregnate a bitch, it's more the balls. Without the dick, there's still artificial insemination. Without the balls, YOU'RE ****ING STERILE.

lol get a look at this queer

anyways its still my flesh flute
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Old 05-11-2013, 02:23 PM   #56
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Old 05-11-2013, 02:32 PM   #57
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You mean Gary Coleman's forearm?


Small, black, wrinkled and dead?
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Old 05-11-2013, 04:02 PM   #58
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Well, according to that logic, the needle would be acting as a detachable, surrogate penis.

Exactly. It's a lot harder to replace the brain.
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Old 05-11-2013, 04:12 PM   #59
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My arms or my butt because without my arms brushing my teeth would be weird and without my butt to use as a cushion sitting on chairs would be incredibly uncomfortable.
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