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Old 02-14-2013, 06:36 PM   #21
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Thread title reminded me of this:
http://www.todaystmj4.com/news/local/45555407.html

Yes, this is the biggest news to ever come out of my hometown (well since The Wizard of Oz premiered here).


That has got to be a joke name for a town...

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Old 02-14-2013, 06:37 PM   #22
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So the talking is vulgar and disgusting but the visuals of a girl getting her mouth filled to the rim with cum isn't?
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:37 PM   #23
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you guys are pussies
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:38 PM   #24
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I hate the high pitched porn voice. I HATE IT.
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:38 PM   #25
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Yeah, the hardcore shit that involves verbal degradation is very heart wrenching. Yeah, the girl is a porn girl, but the shit talking is really f'd up. Also, slapping women really hard in the face and stretching their mouths open infuriates me.

The gagging noises are hot, the moaning to me is hot, the pussy farts are hot, and the ass slaps are hot.

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Old 02-14-2013, 06:39 PM   #26
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ahahahah Colgate you're such a pussy
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:40 PM   #27
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Heres an idea stop watching the pro stuff (I hate it) most of it is fake anyway. Watch the amateur stuff.

Yeah this
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:41 PM   #28
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Also, slapping women really hard in the face and stretching their mouths open infuriates me.


Alrite smart ass, how do you get the roofies in then?
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:44 PM   #29
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Alrite smart ass, how do you get the roofies in then?


Remember to keep the class, and drop in the glass.
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:50 PM   #30
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I hate being on a porn site, and they have those proper hardcore ads on the side where the guy's throwing the girl around and shit.

Like, how do people get off to that shit...
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:59 PM   #31
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It has to be on. That way I'd never get such gems as the time I was watching this chick being absolutely destroyed by a big black guy. He's got her bent over and in front of him while he's standing up, when the camera pans up to his face, he looks at the camera and points down:

"See dis bitch?"

Cameraman: "Yeah?"

"Imma bust this bitch wit ma nut."


Could not continue fap session due to laughter
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:00 PM   #32
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That has got to be a joke name for a town...


lol, if you're wondering it's pronounced oh-cah-nah-moe-wok.
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:01 PM   #33
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the gagging sounds is the best part
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:08 PM   #34
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At least keep the volume on for the intros. Some of them can be pretty hilarious.

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Old 02-14-2013, 07:08 PM   #35
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I once watched a Christmas themed porn video and this lad in a Santa hat was jerking his gherkin in front of a girl's face while he was saying "Oh yeah, do you wanna see what's in Santie's sack?" "Oh yeah Santa, I've been a naughty girl". Then he blew his load on her face.

It's somewhat awkward laughing in bed at 1am in the dark with headphones on and your dick in your head.
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:10 PM   #36
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You know, I'm kind of surprised that there hasn't been much mention of the audio quality (or almost complete lack thereof) in porn, and not just the amateur stuff. Whether it's atrocious signal-noise ratios, complete lack of noise removal, or extremely inconsistent levels (this can me... quite unpleasant if you listen with headphones) as a result of either A) poor audio editing or B) use of an internal mic on a camera instead of an external mic.
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:13 PM   #37
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I once watched a Christmas themed porn video and this lad in a Santa hat was jerking his gherkin in front of a girl's face while he was saying "Oh yeah, do you wanna see what's in Santie's sack?" "Oh yeah Santa, I've been a naughty girl". Then he blew his load on her face.

It's somewhat awkward laughing in bed at 1am in the dark with headphones on and your dick in your head.

I must say, I'm impressed.
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:16 PM   #38
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At least keep the volume on for the intros. Some of them can be pretty hilarious.


Oh wow

I totally lost it at, "We should take out a loan and use our lemon tree as collateral, because now it's insured."

wut?
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:17 PM   #39
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I once watched a Christmas themed porn video and this lad in a Santa hat was jerking his gherkin in front of a girl's face while he was saying "Oh yeah, do you wanna see what's in Santie's sack?" "Oh yeah Santa, I've been a naughty girl". Then he blew his load on her face.

It's somewhat awkward laughing in bed at 1am in the dark with headphones on and your dick in your head.


I hate it when I'm watching porn with my dick in my head and I'm laughing uncontrollably.

I think it's cuz the dick is in my head.
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:21 PM   #40
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That was the perfect dress for stealing lemons, i'll give the producers that.
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