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Old 02-14-2013, 07:26 PM   #41
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At least keep the volume on for the intros. Some of them can be pretty hilarious.


I really want to find the original video just to see how that ends up.
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:30 PM   #42
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I really want to find the original video just to see how that ends up.

*SPOILERS*
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:32 PM   #43
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You should try Amish porn then.
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:33 PM   #44
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You see, I'm one of those strange people that actually follow a storyline in a porn video.
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:35 PM   #45
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You see, I'm one of those strange people that actually follow a storyline in a porn video.


You must be disappointed very often then.
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:36 PM   #46
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I was told about this British porno and at the end, when the guy had came, he turned to the camera, smiled, thumbs up and said "Quality".

Another one had a guy ****ing this girl doggy and kept saying "That's champion that".

I saw this one video with like three british dudes being blown by some chick outside somewhere. The cameraman was narrating the whole time and just making commentary, it was hysterical.
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:46 PM   #47
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The trash talk is the degrading part of porn......?

I don't like the gagging noises. And I find I don't like it unless the girl seems to be enjoying it.

edit: That video! Its like they're acting badly on purpose! I feel like thats an ametuer video and they wanted to make fun of how stupid other videos are.
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Old 02-14-2013, 08:16 PM   #48
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pretty much always mute it if the guy is black because it seems a black guy can't do porn without saying "nigga dick" 50 times.
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Old 02-14-2013, 08:24 PM   #49
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I have the reverse problem, whenever I wanna do something different while watching porn I turn it off first because it's just so annoying to only hear her scream and get ****ed.

Dude, you like hardcore shit but you hate the sounds..? That's why most people DO watch it!
Get some snazzy lezzies on your screen, it's the best
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Old 02-14-2013, 08:46 PM   #50
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Old 02-14-2013, 08:59 PM   #51
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Ya I hate the volume most of the time... It's just a turn off to hear the girl saying shit like "Fak my kunnt" as you said. Like the gagging noises though for some reason... I hate myself a little bit for it And I CAN NOT staaaaand hearing ANYTHING from a dude... *shudders* Fakin hate dudes
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:02 PM   #52
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Nero, you've never touched fire (figuratively), but apparently, you're an expert on both porn AND stealing lemons.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:25 PM   #53
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Cakefart just wouldn't be the same without the audio.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:31 PM   #54
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I don't mind the dude making humming noises, but they shouldn't say anything, they always end up saying dumb stuff like "Balls deep!" and then repeat it like a hundred times.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:38 PM   #55
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For me, dirty talk is a big part of arousal so i usually have it on low unless my mom's bible study comes over.


Then I blast it.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:47 PM   #56
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I watch the porn sometimes without sound just to make my own dubs and commentary.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:50 PM   #57
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I can't watch porn with the volume on. I can't laugh and cum at the same time.
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:03 PM   #58
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I have to watch with the sound. I think I have a problem... off to the no porn thread.
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:07 PM   #59
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That's what you get for watching rape porn.
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:18 PM   #60
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I only watch amateur porn. Or some really sick shit like voyeurism, nude beach nudity, exhibitionism, flashing. I'm weird like that. But yeah, that whole "American" type porn doesn't speak to me.
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