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Old 02-14-2013, 10:36 PM   #61
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So you can't stand hearing women talk when you watch porn?

Do you also tape their mouths shut when you score with them?
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:39 PM   #62
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I only watch amateur porn. Or some really sick shit like voyeurism, nude beach nudity, exhibitionism, flashing. I'm weird like that. But yeah, that whole "American" type porn doesn't speak to me.



And how is any of that 'sick?'
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:00 PM   #63
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a wont add a porn film to my collection if acting is overly faked or full of nasty talk!

on that note...avoid anything with Ashley Blue...that chick is damn disgusting!
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:01 PM   #64
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And how is any of that 'sick?'

Have you ever seen a nude beach?
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:13 PM   #65
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on that note...avoid anything with Ashley Blue...that chick is damn disgusting!


Indeed, and she's also got a ****ing huge head.

I always keep the sound on though. Watching porn in absolute silence really weirds me out for some reason. It makes me think too much and i start reflecting on my life. Which is a real bonerkiller in my case.

The one exception was for when i was fapping to Asa Akira. That skanky ho needs to take it down a notch. If i hadn't finally realized how unattractive and annoying she is i would have been deaf by now.
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:13 PM   #66
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on that note...avoid anything with Ashley Blue...that chick is damn disgusting!

*immediately googles it*
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:22 PM   #67
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I was told about this British porno and at the end, when the guy had came, he turned to the camera, smiled, thumbs up and said "Quality".

Another one had a guy ****ing this girl doggy and kept saying "That's champion that".


i don't think i could get off to that, i'd be laughing too hard
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:27 PM   #68
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*immediately googles it*


I did it too and was greeted with her puking three times after being force fed some one's dick.

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Old 02-14-2013, 11:28 PM   #69
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I cannot watch it if the girl is not dominating the guy both in words and action. So value is required.
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:33 PM   #70
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Yeah it's weird and creepy, but I don't watch porn because I particularly enjoy it. I watch porn because I want to get stiff, get off, and get on with my life as expediently as possible
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:45 PM   #71
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Also, inb4 the lock.

I don't mind moaning, but there are moments when it's obvious that they're faking and it just ruins it for me. The only way I think a girl looks like she's enjoying it is if she's wet.
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:30 AM   #72
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porn on mute + a playlist of good bands with girl singers
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:30 AM   #73
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porn on mute + a playlist of good bands with girl singers

No! That ruins the bands
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:33 AM   #74
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wtf? no it makes them even better
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:12 AM   #75
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personally i can't watch porn with the volume on either.
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:25 AM   #76
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Another one had a guy ****ing this girl doggy and kept saying "That's champion that".


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At least keep the volume on for the intros. Some of them can be pretty hilarious.

Dude what the fuck is this

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Old 04-22-2013, 05:40 AM   #77
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dont watch pro stuff anyway, amateur all the way
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Old 04-22-2013, 06:00 AM   #78
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Dear God, I hope TS never watches a Max Hardcore video

I love the dirty talk.

Saw one where some girl was begging to taste 'her arse juice' off the guys ****, proper london accent, I exploded everywhere
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Old 04-22-2013, 06:52 AM   #79
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That's what you get for watching rape porn.

An erection?
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Old 04-22-2013, 07:03 AM   #80
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Damn lemon *****s.
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