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View Poll Results: am i your valentine?
yes 60 56.60%
no ur gay 38 35.85%
ur beard/penis is too small. no thnx breh. 8 7.55%
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:58 PM   #21
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where is the "yes ur gay" option but i wouldn't pick it though

you don't want to be my valentine anyway though since you know what that would mean
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:01 PM   #22
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the only teacher i had left was my male english teacher, whom i'm pretty sure is an ex-acid fiend.
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:03 PM   #23
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you can have the girl in your avatar

pretty sure she's dead from plastic surgery tho. korean and all that
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:05 PM   #24
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Will you be my valentine?
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:22 PM   #25
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This is the gayest gay that I have ever gayed.
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:24 PM   #26
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Bite the pillow, Jay; I'm going in dry.

EDIT: Aww fuck, beaten to the punch.

Hey Jay, how does double anal with no lube sound? Prolapse? What's that?
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:28 PM   #27
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were not robots jay

u dont love us

stop pretending
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:32 PM   #28
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i'm a robot
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:39 PM   #29
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sre why not?
it coud be ****ing fn!
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:41 PM   #30
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:42 PM   #31
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Nah, REAL men use duck butter.


reel duck use mem butter
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:43 PM   #32
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yes i'm gay
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:51 PM   #33
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Awww, Jaayy. <3
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:53 PM   #34
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**** you for being sad about being gay. Embrace your gay. Maybe smell your gay, and maybe do a bit of tongue-kissing with your gay. I don't know, I'm not an expert.
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:54 PM   #35
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^ but i'm the only gay in the village...

it's a sad and lonely life.
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:59 PM   #36
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:12 AM   #37
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I'm playing video games for valentines day. Forever alone....
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:47 AM   #38
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:48 AM   #39
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I saw a guy that looked like Jay, today. He had thick rimmed, hipster glasses on.
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:55 AM   #40
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Jay, I have one condition for being your valentine, and I think you know what it is already.

Let me know what you decide.
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