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Old 02-15-2013, 03:27 AM   #1
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I'm making my first drunk thread

Hello pit, I'm drunk, very, very drunk

I'm waiting for a phone call and I'm bored.
I've never posted drunk before and I want to, I'm being very careful to spell words right though. writing this has taken something like an hour or something, entertain me please because I'm sick of waiting and I can't see right, I'm more drunk than I've ever been. what's a hangover like? IDK, I want to write some thing bad but I won't, what's your favourite porn star, mine's Asa Akira. because asians are sexy when they are done good. I don't care anymore anymore haha, **** where's my beautiful girl. Call Call. DO IT DO IT.
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:28 AM   #2
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Go home your drunk
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:32 AM   #3
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Go home your drunk

I am home, you're good though.

Edit: ******** You've changed your avatar back hahahahahahahaha CALL ME GIRL, I LOVE YOU. full stop. remember the full stop. (and the comma)
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:32 AM   #4
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you type pretty coherently for someone who's very very drunk
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:32 AM   #5
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I'm home too and I don't see you anywhere.
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:33 AM   #6
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His drunk, you sure it's not mine, or maybe yours.

I'm ok, not bad, got stoned and went to the bars for a few hours then drove home (wasn't drunk enough that I wasn't driving legally and safely). Coming completely off weed high, might scrounge for a beer or two and work on this buzz if I have enough drinks lying around.
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:33 AM   #7
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Go to bed.
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:33 AM   #8
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:41 AM   #9
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I'm not drunk enough to read all that drunkenness.

Also, I thought we had an official drunk thread. What happened to that?
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:42 AM   #10
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what did happen to that drunk thread
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:45 AM   #11
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I'm not drunk enough to read all that drunkenness.

Also, I thought we had an official drunk thread. What happened to that?

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what did happen to that drunk thread

What, that jetfuel stickied?
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:48 AM   #12
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I talked about making a drunk thread, but I never did.

I wasn't sure if the mods would be cool wit dat.
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:52 AM   #13
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I talked about making a drunk thread, but I never did.

I wasn't sure if the mods would be cool wit dat.
I hope they are, The PIT sucks without out of brain input from IDIOTS like ME
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:55 AM   #14
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:57 AM   #15
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Prehaps you should take some class A drugs as well
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:59 AM   #16
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Prehaps you should take some class A drugs as well

Oh ****, let me get some of that shizzz
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:02 AM   #17
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Prehaps you should take some class A drugs as well

I Would if I could.
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:03 AM   #18
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Found it!

I've also forgot how awesome pirates are.
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:05 AM   #19
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Imagine if drunk threads were actually funny.
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:08 AM   #20
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^ Well this one time there was a "I'm drunk, ask me anything" thread that got like, 5 different mirror threads. I thought that was pretty darn funny.
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