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Old 02-15-2013, 06:16 AM   #1
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Post your first date horror stories here.

Since love is no longer in the air, let us gather around and reminisce about those first dates that went horribly, horribly wrong.
I was 17 and I ended up going on a date with a girl who was in my sisters youth group, so we gone to a diner. We talked for a good hour or more accurately she talked at me for an hour about her ex being an abusive drunk asshole. So we go back to her house because you know I'm an idiot and we cuddle on thecouch watching modern marvels. All of the sudden captain wonderful pops through the door and they instantly get back together. So I now end up watching them suck face for an hour because genius here didn't pay attention to where the hell her mom was driving from the diner. I miss my train because her mom had the groceries away I helped because I wanted to get the hell out of there and have to wait in the -5degree cold for 2 hours with only a light hoodie.

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Old 02-15-2013, 06:23 AM   #2
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My first date my ex and I went to the movies (I know its lame, we were thirteen)

So long story short we had our first kiss that night and later through the week I found out she cheated on me with some dude shortly after I left the theater.
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Old 02-15-2013, 06:27 AM   #3
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Old 02-15-2013, 06:29 AM   #4
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Old 02-15-2013, 06:30 AM   #5
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I took her to an owl sanctuary.


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Old 02-15-2013, 06:30 AM   #6
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Old 02-15-2013, 06:33 AM   #7
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Old 02-15-2013, 06:33 AM   #8
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I had also had a first date where she got stoned and forgot about it completely forgot about me, we ended up having a date the next day though she paid for everything because she felt really bad lol, I could have gotten some too if the weed didn't make me super paranoid. still that first one was a bitch
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Old 02-15-2013, 06:39 AM   #9
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It was a double date.

I was 13.

I wore a bright orange football shirt.

I ripped her handbag.

I pushed her/my mate into a phone booth.

She bled.
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:34 AM   #10
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It was a double date.

I was 13.

I wore a bright orange football shirt.

I ripped her handbag.

I pushed her/my mate into a phone booth.

She bled.

I imagine you doing all those things with that Suarez face.


No horror stories for me. I barely go on dates and they're mostly just kinda awkward.
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:37 AM   #11
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Was lying on hill after (was Halloween)
Getting a little cuddly.
She jokingly started pretending to be scared that a vampire would attack us.
Rolled over and grabbed her shoulder and shook.
Wasn't her shoulder, she'd been lying on her back.
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:40 AM   #12
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:54 AM   #13
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:34 AM   #14
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This was just amazing. Beautiful.
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:35 AM   #15
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I had just started my new job and met this colleague. We got on pretty well, and after a few months we got to talking romantically. We decided to go grab something to eat, so we went to this great little pizza parlor. She got mad after I ordered a pizza with anchovies, pineapples and red peppers. Pretty much the perfect pizza, right? Anyways, she got pissed and the date was just kind of ruined. It kind of worked out for the best, anyway.

I got back together with my ex-wife, who has my kids now, and she's with some black guy, who I also work with. I don't care for him much, but he seems like a good husband. I think she has 2 kids with him now.
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:37 AM   #16
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She got mad after I ordered a pizza with anchovies, pineapples and red peppers. Pretty much the perfect pizza, right? Anyways, she got pissed and the date was just kind of ruined. It kind of worked out for the best, anyway.

I'm not surprised, that sounds ****ing disgusting urghhh.
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I'm not surprised, that sounds ****ing disgusting urghhh.


It must be an acquired taste. A bit like Scotch, which I also love.
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:40 AM   #18
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and she's with some black guy.I don't care for him much,

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lots where I just plain couldn't stand the people and very awkwardly had to find a way to let them down gently, y'know?
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Salty, fishy pineapple. Yes it probably is
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lost it on the anchovs. pizza like that can be really good though, my dad gets pizza similar to that. he gets hot peppers & sausage tho. It's actually pretty good at the right place.
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