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Old 02-25-2013, 05:58 PM   #1
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crazysam is Horsedick.MPEG

So here's my theory:
Recently crazysam changed his profile pic/avatar to this

Classy, young, beard. But wait, where have we seen this before?

Oh yeah, Carlton "Muthafucka" Banks


But wait, Carlton's real name is Alfonso Ribeiro

Here he is all grown up.

Notice he looks eerily similar to Craig Robinson.


Who just so happens to be...

HORSEDICK.MPEG
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Old 02-25-2013, 05:59 PM   #2
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Old 02-25-2013, 05:59 PM   #3
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:00 PM   #4
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sam isnt quite cool enough to be horsedick.mpeg
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:00 PM   #5
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I'm not sure whether to report this or not... either way this thread's useless.
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:01 PM   #6
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:01 PM   #7
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but sam only wishes he was asian
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:01 PM   #8
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Is this a story about a white guy transforming into a black dude

Didn't read btw
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:02 PM   #9
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:03 PM   #10
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sam has red eyes

sam must be a robot

robinson and robot both start with rob

it all adds up
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:04 PM   #11
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:05 PM   #12
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:05 PM   #13
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Craig Robinson is in the Office.

Sam went to a doctor's office as a child.

Too similar to be a coincidence.
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:06 PM   #14
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:07 PM   #15
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Craig Robinson is in the Office.

Sam went to a doctor's office as a child.

Too similar to be a coincidence.
Both Sam's parents are doctors...dat nigga spent more time in offices than you can imagine.

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Old 02-25-2013, 06:12 PM   #16
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Both Sam's parents are doctors...dat nigga spent more time in offices than you can imagine.

QED


sam's parents are doctors

all asians aspire to be doctors
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:13 PM   #17
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:14 PM   #18
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:14 PM   #19
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I'm more curious as to who you are.
You've barely posted at all, so you're either a multi, or a huge time stalker.
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:14 PM   #20
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