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Old 02-20-2013, 05:41 PM   #41
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Is it possible to post an article on UG without it becoming saturated with idiot users that think their puns are absolutely fucking hilarious?

No. The answer is no.

You're not humorous. At all. Your puns suck.

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Old 02-20-2013, 05:42 PM   #42
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Is it possible to post an article on UG without it becoming saturated with idiot users that think their puns are absolutely fucking hilarious?

No. The answer is no.

You're not humorous. At all. Your puns suck.

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Why do you have a FedEx avatar?
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Old 02-20-2013, 05:44 PM   #43
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Anyone else think that it was funny that they had a management plan for bears, all one of them?
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Old 02-20-2013, 05:58 PM   #44
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I explained that in a thread about 3 years ago because the mods made such a big deal about it. I'm not explaining it again.
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Old 02-20-2013, 06:01 PM   #45
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I explained that in a thread about 3 years ago because the mods made such a big deal about it. I'm not explaining it again.

Three years? ****, what a hassle for you.
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Old 02-20-2013, 06:05 PM   #46
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I explained that in a thread about 3 years ago because the mods made such a big deal about it. I'm not explaining it again.



Because everyone here remembers a thread 3 years ago about it.

All of the jokes in this thread are very punny.
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Old 02-20-2013, 06:05 PM   #47
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Is it possible to post an article on UG without it becoming saturated with idiot users that think their puns are absolutely fucking hilarious?

No. The answer is no.

You're not humorous. At all. Your puns suck.

Good day.


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Old 02-20-2013, 06:07 PM   #48
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Old 02-20-2013, 06:08 PM   #49
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Oh lawdy! That paw bear!
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Old 02-20-2013, 06:19 PM   #50
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The animal, which was around two years old, had repeatedly headed into inhabited areas to look for food and had even taken to following people.

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Old 02-20-2013, 07:08 PM   #51
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notice their was 3 bears total originally??????


Goldilocks got some revenge!!!


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Old 02-20-2013, 07:13 PM   #52
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The grammar police, they live inside of my head.
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dont beat me with your grammar maglite!

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Old 02-20-2013, 07:17 PM   #53
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Old 02-20-2013, 07:37 PM   #54
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We had bears in Europe?

That aren't in Russia?
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Old 02-20-2013, 07:50 PM   #55
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It was called M13?!

God damn europoors. Animals deserve names
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Old 02-20-2013, 07:56 PM   #56
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It was called M13?!

God damn europoors. Animals deserve names

On YoVille I have a White Tiger and I named it 'My Tiger'... TBH, I want one in real life, and I want to name it My Tiger, so that'll be it's name; My Tiger. If anybody wanted to pet My Tiger, they could, but it'll still be called My Tiger even though it'll be my tiger.

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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.

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Old 02-20-2013, 07:56 PM   #57
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Old 02-20-2013, 07:58 PM   #58
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Back, back in day...

Before that Sims on FB phase and everythng, so, it's pretty old, YoVille rocked.
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Old 02-20-2013, 07:58 PM   #59
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"Oh look at us we're so egalitarian and European we don't want to give the bear a name"
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:00 PM   #60
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Bears are scary ass shits, tbh, knowing now that there was a bear in Switzerland is kinda too close for comfort.
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