WholeLottaIzzy

Worst thing you've done when you thought it was someone you knew?

Today, I was lining up to pay for a drink when I thought the person in front of me was a mate. I was certain it was him. I had no doubt it was him. So I flicked his ear when I was stood behind him. Then he grunted and I realised it wasn't my friend. I felt so awkward. Luckily the guy had a sense of humour.

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devourke

I've never really mistaken anyone for someone else and done something weird, but I look pretty similar to a lot of people so I constantly have people drive by me and beep and wave or whatever.

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I might touch that cheek

Bob_Sacamano

Almost everyday the last couple weeks I've been seeing this kid that looks identical to my best friend apart from his face. I always almost run up to him before I realize.

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LostLegion

When I was little I used to always confuse people with my parents. Like when you're walking along your mam then you say something like "What's for dinner" and suddenly your mam has become a 56 year old trucker.

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REGGAE

Have a Peavey VYPYR?

Like Assassin's Creed?

Xbox - GamingFailure



LIVERPOOL F.C.

Hollywood Undead

leony03

I can imagine thats happened to everyone at least once.

Except Harry Potter.

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WholeLottaIzzy

Nice.

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Trowzaa

Shat on his shoe.

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Burningritual

I worked in a supermarket and my girlfriend used to come in and see me if she was in college that day. I saw her looking at something on a shelf facing away from me. I crept up behind her and grabbed her round the waist with my fingers to tickle her, whilst making some sort of boo noise. Turns out it was a small chinese woman who must have been late 40s. She screamed insanely loud and i swear she swung at me as well. Managed to calm her down when she realised i worked there and i gave her a coupon for 50p off some cicken she was buying.
I felt ****in terrible the instant i realised it wasn't my mrs

vacant_pistol

*wave to someone passing by in a car*

*notices its not them*

*pretend to be stretching and ruffle your hair*

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Yamaha Pacifica 112j
Marshall JCM 100DSL
Custom 2x12 G12H Extension Cab

Nevermind.........

Joshua Garcia

Well, this one time, I thought I saw my friend bend over, so I started humping him for a nice long while. Things got pretty awkward once I realized it wasn't him...

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bloodtrocuted93

When I was a little kid, I gave some random guy a hug who was dressed similarly to a different guy I knew. Of course, I was like, 4 and adorable, so it wasn't too weird. I waved back at someone I thought was my old geometry teacher last year. It wasn't him. No idea why he was waving at me.

Krieger91

When I was still in high school, our caretaker was bald, and I affectionately called him balldy, or something.

When I was out I saw someone who looked like him, so I went up to him and went "hey baldy.

What was looking back at me was the offended face of another bald guy I had never met. It was slightly awkward.

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Johnny wishes he was famous

Spends his time alone in the basement

With Lennon and Cobain and

A guitar and a stereo

WholeLottaIzzy

That's not awkward cuz you just carry on driving cuz you're never gunna see em again.

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Nameless742

Well I refused to wear my spectacles for a few years, so I was guessing who was who mostly by shape.
Needless to say I said hello/waved to so many strangers.
They must see me coming and say
"There's that bawbag that waves at everyone".

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On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"

vacant_pistol

Im not driving.

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Yamaha Pacifica 112j
Marshall JCM 100DSL
Custom 2x12 G12H Extension Cab

Nevermind.........

Lord_Doku

Went to see Flight a couple weeks ago. I was sitting with my overpriced crisps and overpriced coca-cola in the way-too-small-for-my-shoulders seat in the back, waiting for the trailers to roll, signing the beginning of the movie. I noticed in the corner of my eye a girl who I genuinely thought was my crush. Before I had a chance to facially verify, she turned away, taking a seat at the front. What convinced me wasn't just her height, physical build and hairstyle, but the import-Mexican who doesn't have his green card yet. My crush told a mutual friend of ours at his birthday that she wasn't interested in him, that he's going way too fücking fast and that she has zero seconds of time to spend with him. Told me the same story a couple of hours later.

I almost thought I would never be able to enjoy the movie. Thank god for Nadine Velazquez and Kelly Reilly.

padgea7x

A girl had sex with me before realising that I wasn't her father.

Wolfinator-x

And Batman.

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