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Old 02-20-2013, 10:30 PM   #21
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I've never flicked someone's ear like that, but I've said "Hey, (insert name of person I know)" only get weird looks. It's rather awkward.
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Old 02-20-2013, 10:51 PM   #22
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Well, this one time, I thought I saw my friend bend over, so I started humping him for a nice long while. Things got pretty awkward once I realized it wasn't him...


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Old 02-21-2013, 05:23 AM   #23
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I was on holiday once, and came across a squash court, so I was watching the action through a window. A pair of jeans came and stood next to me, so believing them to belong to my father I started up a conversation with them.

When I realised that the owner of the jeans was unresponsive, I looked up. A man was looking around desperately, the look on his face clearly saying "THIS CHILD IS TALKING TO ME! HELP ME!"
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Old 02-21-2013, 05:30 AM   #24
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Old 02-21-2013, 08:37 AM   #25
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This happened to me a few days ago:

I was walking from the bus stop to a friend's house when a random guy hugs me, says "long time no see you dirty dog you" and laughs loudly (this was in hebrew obviously but i'll translate it the best i can). So i say to him he must have me confused with someone else, so he says back "you wanna be like this? fine. you're not getting your cut then." and leaves.

I still don't understand wtf was that all about
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Old 02-21-2013, 09:00 AM   #26
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Some people thought I was their professor when I was out last night. It was funny because they were so excited and I had no idea what they were on about because I was drunk and it was loud so I just nodded to everything they said. Eventually this girl pulled me outside and started asking me all this art history shit and that's when I found out.

I've never mistaken anyone for anyone else though, I'm too unobservant for that.
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Old 02-21-2013, 09:24 AM   #27
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This happened to me a few days ago:

I was walking from the bus stop to a friend's house when a random guy hugs me, says "long time no see you dirty dog you" and laughs loudly (this was in hebrew obviously but i'll translate it the best i can). So i say to him he must have me confused with someone else, so he says back "you wanna be like this? fine. you're not getting your cut then." and leaves.

I still don't understand wtf was that all about
You think that was awkward for you? I spent nine days in hiding after that "deal", and when I finally manage to track you down to split your share, you don't recognize me ;___;

(Well, at least that meant more coke and hookers for me, so )
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Old 02-21-2013, 09:26 AM   #28
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You think that was awkward for you? I spent nine days in hiding after that "deal", and when I finally manage to track you down to split your share, you don't recognize me ;___;

(Well, at least that meant more coke and hookers for me, so )


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Old 02-21-2013, 09:28 AM   #29
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One time, when i was like 5 I was going somewhere with my parents I got out of the car and saw my dad ahead of me. Well I went up and held his hand. Thinking it was my dad. I looked up at him and oops it wasn't my dad. I screamed and ran away. He had the same hair as my dad and the same jacket!
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One time, when i was like 5 I was going somewhere with my parents I got out of the car and saw my dad ahead of me. Well I went up and held his hand. Thinking it was my dad. I looked up at him and oops it wasn't my dad. I screamed and ran away. He had the same hair as my dad and the same jacket!



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