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Old 02-20-2013, 08:18 PM   #21
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Around 12 or 13, my friends and I used to throw basketballs at beehives. Yeah I don't know

bitch, when i was like 8-9 i used to mess with beehives so bad, usually with some friends

then i went away for the weekend and my friends got themselves stung damned kids couldnt be without my supervision for a couple of days

i also did a lot of lighting stuff on fire, that was my main passtime for quite a while. i was kind of an expert on how different materials burnt and the physics of it actually, at least compared to most peers for years

i also tried rolling up leaves and smoking them. this one time i cut down bits of incense with a friend and rolled it with paper and a shitload of glue and tried smoking that

i liked playing with fireworks as well, taking different types of powder into some sort of containers or whatever and blowing it up

i also enjoyed taking a bunch of shit in the ******* and pouring it into a glass and microwaving it n stuff

once me and my friend attemped to make jam, we went and stole some rubarb from a neighbors garden put it in a glass and added shittons of sugar and stirred with a teaspoon and then microwaved it. damn thing nearly blew up the microwave, flooded everywhere. we managed to get the "jam" (it looked really similar to jam actually) out of the glass but it was frozen rock solid with the teaspoon in it. it resembled a lollipop but neither of of liked how it tasted so we sold to to some kid

good times

i did pretty much all of this as a child, i stopped being fun when i got older so i have no stories
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:19 PM   #22
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:32 PM   #23
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once me and my friend attemped to make jam, we went and stole some rubarb from a neighbors garden put it in a glass and added shittons of sugar and stirred with a teaspoon and then microwaved it. damn thing nearly blew up the microwave, flooded everywhere. we managed to get the "jam" (it looked really similar to jam actually) out of the glass but it was frozen rock solid with the teaspoon in it. it resembled a lollipop but neither of of liked how it tasted so we sold to to some kid

Hey man, did you ever hear from that kid again? Did he get sick? I heard some parts of rhubarb plants are poisonous.

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Old 02-20-2013, 08:38 PM   #24
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:39 PM   #25
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Hey man, did you ever hear from that kid again? Did he get sick? I heard some parts of rhubarb plants are poisonous.



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Old 02-20-2013, 08:39 PM   #26
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me and my neighbor made a "stink bomb" out of random shit we found, mixed it together, put it in an old cookie tin, and buried it.
never even thought of it again until now. it's probably still out there somewhere.
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:40 PM   #27
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me and my neighbor made a "stink bomb" out of random shit we found, mixed it together, put it in an old cookie tin, and buried it.
never even thought of it again until now. it's probably still out there somewhere.

i did this a few times. one time i did it with my friend and we hid it somewhere in our school and it reeked for days
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:42 PM   #28
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Lie or exaggerate about stupid shit to try and sound cool when I was 13-14.

Pretty pathetic really.
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:43 PM   #29
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Lie or exaggerate about stupid shit to try and sound cool when I was 13-14.

Pretty pathetic really.

i did this
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:44 PM   #30
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When I was a kid, my cousin and I would stuff all our left over food into a cup whenever we were taken to a buffet.
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:48 PM   #31
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Oh I got another. Whenever some friends and I went to a restaurant, we used to make like, these disgusting concoctions of food and salt and stuff and dare somebody to eat it
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:50 PM   #32
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Oh I got another. Whenever some friends and I went to a restaurant, we used to make like, these disgusting concoctions of food and salt and stuff and dare somebody to eat it

my friends and i used to snort salt and pepper and whatnot when we went to a restaurant

i had a strange childhood
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:50 PM   #33
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When I was a kid, my cousin and I would stuff all our left over food into a cup whenever we were taken to a buffet.

me and my friends did this when we were 13ish while on a band trip to some theatrical restaurant.. we stuffed all of our food into a cup of soda and gave it to the waitress. we also repeatedly embarrassed ourselves.

after that year, the band trips ended.
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:52 PM   #34
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my friends and i used to snort salt and pepper and whatnot when we went to a restaurant

i had a strange childhood


We used to snort pixie sticks off the hoods of teacher's cars in the school parking lot.
We thought we were so badass.
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:52 PM   #35
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Lie or exaggerate about stupid shit to try and sound cool when I was 13-14.

Pretty pathetic really.
That's just common for kids that age.

One simply cannot be that age and not make up dumb shit to look cool or act like they know fucking everything. My guess is it's all just part of cognitive development.
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:53 PM   #36
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On Halloween my brother, his friends and me would go around the neighborhood and throw home made "bombs" to houses and cars. Most crazy things I remember were thanks to my brother and most of them were on Halloween too.
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:55 PM   #37
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We used to snort pixie sticks off the hoods of teacher's cars in the school parking lot.
We thought we were so badass.

lol yeah, we used to snort all sorts of candy goods and then act all hyper
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:56 PM   #38
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me and my friends did this when we were 13ish while on a band trip to some theatrical restaurant.. we stuffed all of our food into a cup of soda and gave it to the waitress. we also repeatedly embarrassed ourselves.

after that year, the band trips ended.

Gooooood times

Oh yeah and another, when walkie-talkies used to be cool, and when 12 year olds didn't have cellphones, me and my friends used to talk to each other on our walkie-talkies if we weren't near each other. If we were with each other though, we'd find random people on different channels and talk to them like they were our friends. We even met a couple of them
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:58 PM   #39
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:59 PM   #40
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that's ****ed up man.
i mean, some of the things posted here were bad but... dude.
****ed up.
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