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Old 02-21-2013, 04:43 AM   #1
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Dear pit, I am aware that you are not a doctor, however, I keep getting ulcers in the right hand side of my mouth, is there anything I can do to make this horrible re occurence from happening?

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Old 02-21-2013, 04:44 AM   #2
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cyanide kills things, so maybe it'll help kill ulcers
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:45 AM   #3
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So your suggestion is to drink cyanide?
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:45 AM   #4
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:47 AM   #5
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:47 AM   #6
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So your suggestion is to drink cyanide?

what's the worst that could happen?
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:48 AM   #7
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Stop brushing your teeth with cock and use a toothbrush like everyone else.
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:49 AM   #8
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Stop tasting jizz.


You still owe me money for that!































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Old 02-21-2013, 04:49 AM   #9
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So your suggestion is to drink cyanide?

Don't drink it that's idiotic.

Just swish some cyanide like mouthwash.
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:49 AM   #10
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Stop sucking dick...seriously what do you expect us to say
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:50 AM   #11
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Really though the most common thing I can think of is a saline rinse (like you would Listerine or something).

1 tablespoon of salt into 8 ounces of warm water, mix, swish around your mouth a few times.

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Old 02-21-2013, 04:52 AM   #12
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:52 AM   #13
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I would expect mature, honest answers from such a bunch of lovely gentlemen.

(But not really)
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:53 AM   #14
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Can't really pop them, but can at least scrape or cut it off. *warning* It is painful. The common procedure is scraping or cutting the white part off (which is the source of the infection). It is recommended to use something like a toothbrush with quite a few painkillers.

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Old 02-21-2013, 04:56 AM   #16
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:58 AM   #18
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I brush my teeth twice a day.... Isn't that enough?!
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Don't put weird shit in your mouth


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